Thursday, October 09, 2014
The Football Group, a Vaudeville
Engaged on Several Fronts
-Harry up with those drinks! He's coming to a boil!
-Centuries of crazy shit, and they've emerged from
dusty backwardness to be able to kill each other with
close to Western Competence. I say get out of their way!
-Wouldn't talk like this if we had a Mahmoud in the group.
-Who's stopping him? We got two Afros and Saul, so who's
to say we're prejudiced?
-Haven't seen him lately.
-You hear him first.
-Incidentally, don't you think we had OUR centuries of crazy shit?
-That was then! This is now!
-(muffled) Who dat fightin down dere? Save it for after the game!
-(together) Nobody here but us Christians.
-(shouting) Besides, you got the wrong end of the stick. It's the TV!
(laughter)
Labels: black, Christian, football, Jew, Moslem, religious war, sectarian war, TV, war
