Monday, December 29, 2014
The Really Big Guy
-How did you become so thoroughly
an asshole?
-It started when I took the advice of elders.
-Always a mistake. They lie to entrench.
-And now it's hard to go through Google News
without something about me. At work--or
shudder--play!
-That latter has cost you dearly.
-Divorces and scandals! And no grounds in
either.
-Just extortions?
-Definitely!
-Yet you wouldn't trade it for a pot of gold!
-I've got that. Whacked, but intact.
-I think I'd like to try being worshiped also.
-You get so carried away, you join in.
Labels: advice, celebrity, divorce, elder, fame, media, News, Pot of Gold., scandal
