Monday, December 29, 2014
The Really Big Guy
-How did you become so thoroughly
an asshole?
-It started when I took the advice of elders.
-Always a mistake. They lie to entrench.
-And now it's hard to go through Google News
without something about me. At work--or
shudder--play!
-That latter has cost you dearly.
-Divorces and scandals! And no grounds in
either.
-Just extortions?
-Definitely!
-Yet you wouldn't trade it for a pot of gold!
-I've got that. Whacked, but intact.
-I think I'd like to try being worshiped also.
-You get so carried away, you join in.
Labels: advice, celebrity, divorce, elder, fame, media, News, Pot of Gold., scandal
Thursday, August 01, 2013
Many a great story has been over-verified
Opposition Research
-The guy went to Church and just about stayed.
Must have bunk in the back.
-No women? Or men?
-Nor gambling or shady shit. No nothing!
Oh wait...!
-With relish!
-Ping Pong once where they bet a Pepsi!
-Oh well, everyone here wants to write a novel anyway.
Just compose...nice juicy story starring that pipsqueak!
Whores and graft, with a queer tossed in for fun.
-Make it up? We can‘t do...!
-Thank you, Jerry. Send in Laurette.
Labels: libel, Opposition Research, parties, scandal
Friday, May 17, 2013
Mushy Quarter
“That particular department is a dun nebulosity.
First instituted to give jobs to ne’er-do-well
nephews and vacant nieces.
You never dispatch an ideologue to head it up--
be like biting the wind. So parties send good ole
hacks, interchangeable.
Thus, scandal must be thin on the ground if you're
attacking it. And for what? What boils down to is an
office football pool!
They'll prove was started under one of our regimes,
anyway.
Find somewhere else to scratch the rube's itch for
scandal. I realize that waste, fraud, and abuse are
rare in Washington, but...”
“That particular department is a dun nebulosity.
First instituted to give jobs to ne’er-do-well
nephews and vacant nieces.
You never dispatch an ideologue to head it up--
be like biting the wind. So parties send good ole
hacks, interchangeable.
Thus, scandal must be thin on the ground if you're
attacking it. And for what? What boils down to is an
office football pool!
They'll prove was started under one of our regimes,
anyway.
Find somewhere else to scratch the rube's itch for
scandal. I realize that waste, fraud, and abuse are
rare in Washington, but...”
Labels: abuse, department, football, fraud, hack, Ideologue, Nepotism, politics, scandal, waste
