Friday, January 23, 2015

 

The Fair Exchange of Ideas


The Debate

MALE MODERATOR
Welcome to our debate “Equal Pay For Women.”
I’d like to introduce Jeanette Otz of Get It Done!,
and Laurette Finnegan Bellcose, of Women For
Old Fashioned Rock-Ribbed Republican Values
of Holding Down Our Filthy Sex and helping Our
Admirable Men Gouge the American Consumer
Blind, Plus...


FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER
Whoa whoa whoa! She’s an egregious Troll!

LAURETTE
And you’re a whore!

FAM
It’ll be like two despicable Socialists arguing

JEANETTE
Slut!

MODERATOR
Let’s move everything to a higher plane, shall we?

LAURETTE AND JEANETTE
And you’re an asshole!

FAM
We can all agree on that!

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