Friday, January 23, 2015
The Fair Exchange of Ideas
The Debate
MALE MODERATOR
Welcome to our debate “Equal Pay For Women.”
I’d like to introduce Jeanette Otz of Get It Done!,
and Laurette Finnegan Bellcose, of Women For
Old Fashioned Rock-Ribbed Republican Values
of Holding Down Our Filthy Sex and helping Our
Admirable Men Gouge the American Consumer
Blind, Plus...
FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER
Whoa whoa whoa! She’s an egregious Troll!
LAURETTE
And you’re a whore!
FAM
It’ll be like two despicable Socialists arguing
JEANETTE
Slut!
MODERATOR
Let’s move everything to a higher plane, shall we?
LAURETTE AND JEANETTE
And you’re an asshole!
FAM
We can all agree on that!
Labels: debate, Equal Pay for Women, fairness, men, troll
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Appearance Is Reality
How To Understand By Conversing
-Repubs against equal pay for women?
-Not in spirit. But they point out that it'll actually
hurt the girls.
-Mustn't do that!
-Small employers'll throw in the sponge at yet
another government regulation! Thus hire fewer
or none.
-And large ones follow suit!
-The Party covers the waterfront.
-Don't they? Always proving that the inconveniencing
of their deep-pocket gombahs is, like, so totally bad
for the rest of us!
-That principle leads to the appearance of the abandoning
of principle altogether. And, sadly, leads the actually striving-
saintly among them to be labeled bullshitters. And their women
to be shamed again. Actually, all women, preferably.
-C'est la guerre, Madame et Mad-mwam-zellies!
-Why does your fractured French always make it worse?
-It can’t be made worse.
Labels: Equal Pay for Women, hypocrisy, Republican, Republican Propaganda, shaming, women
