Saturday, December 22, 2018
Sex, Pointed
-Boys’ Night Out? I didn’t remember.
-I notified you every way but Certified Mail!
-And you’re going TO…?
-Bowling.
-Sport being the Asshole Temple of
American Macho Males!
-Something like that.
-Well the girls would like one also! And we’d
like to try Bowling.
-Do! By yourselves! Spare us the travesty!
The little petite stomp-arounds at your
mutual incompetence! So so breathlessly
CUTE! HOLD THAT POSE!
-Women can be serious at sport, you know!
-Sure! Maybe one doesn’t show? Then the
impromptu Assassination Squad. Now I’d
call that serious all right! Tongues like razors!
-Oh? Somehow I so DO hold hope out for us
performing something well that isn’t also vicious!
-Possible!...with real thoroughbreds from another
stable.
-SO NOW WE’RE HORSES?
-Only the Long-Faces in your pretentious midst.
Labels: bowling, debate, female, gossip, horseface, male, marriage, relationship, sport
Monday, November 06, 2017
Art and Debate
-Making up a story is like being there?
-Better!
-I’d miss the actual stinks.
-You can devise stinkier. Write them!
-No one could.
Labels: art, debate, literary debate, odor, realism, writing
Monday, October 17, 2016
The Paradox of Internal Space
-This awful Presidential has left
me shaken!
-How so?
-All this seedy sex history that’s more
like rape than a slapstick version of
Romeo and Juliet!
-Well...put it entirely out of your mind.
-No more room in there to put things out of.
Labels: Clinton, debate, farce, presidential, rape, sex, Sexual Assault, sexual farce, Trump
Monday, October 10, 2016
Low Politics In the Old Neighborhood
-Trump is as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!
-We don’t care because he’s OUR turkey! And not some...!
-Utter the toxic word. Twill cleanse. WOMAN!
-If that’s what it IS.
-Grab her pussy to find out?
-She's too old. Pass.
-All through for now? Banking all the Hate Fires?
-Not quite. When the Devil can’t come himself,
he sends a woman.
-Not so, this time.
-Well, then, better the one you DON’T know.
-Like your Orange Rambling God, you are one
totally sick bastard.
-We thank you.
Labels: Clinton, debate, devil, grab by pussy, misogyny, new low, Orange Trump, presidential debate, pussy, sex, sick Trump, Trump, Woman, woman hatred
Friday, January 23, 2015
The Fair Exchange of Ideas
The Debate
MALE MODERATOR
Welcome to our debate “Equal Pay For Women.”
I’d like to introduce Jeanette Otz of Get It Done!,
and Laurette Finnegan Bellcose, of Women For
Old Fashioned Rock-Ribbed Republican Values
of Holding Down Our Filthy Sex and helping Our
Admirable Men Gouge the American Consumer
Blind, Plus...
FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER
Whoa whoa whoa! She’s an egregious Troll!
LAURETTE
And you’re a whore!
FAM
It’ll be like two despicable Socialists arguing
JEANETTE
Slut!
MODERATOR
Let’s move everything to a higher plane, shall we?
LAURETTE AND JEANETTE
And you’re an asshole!
FAM
We can all agree on that!
Labels: debate, Equal Pay for Women, fairness, men, troll
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
Nothing stings like the taunt of a fool
Thus do opponents
debating prepare
for a taut outfit
of zingers loosed
in context, or,
bizarrely, alone.
Thus do opponents
debating prepare
for a taut outfit
of zingers loosed
in context, or,
bizarrely, alone.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Presidential
Another Republican debate
hard upon the last. Give these
righteous some vacation! To
go fish whilst delusions remain
hanging in the aether until
visiting flamingly anew.
Labels: debate, Republican
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Forms of Violence
Football game or
political debate?
Choose former but
switch during lank
periods or unending
commercials. Players
on the field move with
smashing precision,
mouthing off after some
tawdry athletic trick
or other. Those fixed
mouth off continuously
as to feebleness of
opponent present,
and president not,
while casting raw
moral strength.
We like all this,
the violence.
Why the multiplex runs
the detonating thriller
on many screens,
the achingly sensitive
coming of age in rural
wherever, hardly one.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Ichabod and the Steaming Kettle
Look! This is the last glass of water for both of you! Now get
to sleep. Why haven't you...? It's hours since bedtime!
You didn't tell us a story cuz you hadda watch the stinky
debate-y thing~!
The stinky debatey thing indeed!
Tell us a story now, Daddy.
Tell us a story 'bout the stinky debate-y thing!
Okay, but a short one. Let's call it...
Look! This is the last glass of water for both of you! Now get
to sleep. Why haven't you...? It's hours since bedtime!
You didn't tell us a story cuz you hadda watch the stinky
debate-y thing~!
The stinky debatey thing indeed!
Tell us a story now, Daddy.
Tell us a story 'bout the stinky debate-y thing!
Okay, but a short one. Let's call it...
