Saturday, July 28, 2018

 

In Perfect Service


You’d not think a member of the
Unreconstructed Right would
willingly become a slave, but
Jerry signed a contract with
Saunders Ott as Master.

Thus upholding--and testing--
the most key quotation of
his life.

In perfect service there is perfect freedom!

The agreement allowed beating, but
clause left in there merely as historical
artifact, really.

Tell Saunders Ott, who marked Jerry’s
face up quite a bit with his Cornell
Boat Club ring after he brought
the wrong golf shoes to Shadybrook
Country Club in response to a rushed
cellphone imperative.

Caddies witnessed the beating, black
men of indeterminate age.

“Dinges,” whispers Jerry, recounting
the incident to his lawyer, LJEM.*

The Slavery Board has insisted on an
apology to their Chair, and to Jerry.

They feel that hotheads threaten
the continued existence of Modern
Slavery, an institution much revered
heretofore. Especially since blacks
excluded. Not officially, of course,
in exact language, but today’s
version proves almost lily white.

Left Media goes bananas with the
story, but public up to here with
real and imagined outrage!

LJEM prefers more private routes,
and holds his Ace that Ott humiliated
Jerry before inferiors. Then he slaps
it down on the table in a suit for personal
damages!

Quickly settled to quench his screaming!
Six figures.

Board transfers Jerry’s contract to famed
animal trainers, Hans and Dyronna.

Jerry can’t get used to the smells,
and her actual cracking of the
whip startles.

And excites.

*Little Jew, Enormous Mouth




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