Wednesday, April 06, 2022

 

Murph

 

(is not me. He sees himself

as warring 'gainst hypocrisy. If you

invoke "Christian" he'll say 
Oh yeah!--Folks who stuck

Jews in ovens? 

You've been warned!"

...

-Yoh Murph! Church here

plans all-day Ukraine 

Protest! Anything nasty to say

about that?

-Just mild surprise that they're

replacing biblical palaver featuring

basic or advanced lying with the

much-less-employed Action Faith!

-Be careful! You might have something

positive in there!

-Doubt it sincerely!

-Just remember that Scripture

will move even you!

As Faith moves mountains!

-Scripture can be tremendous stuff!

The Devil quotes it extensively.

-Ouch!

-In fact he relies on a veritable

ENCYCLOPEDIA.

-Labeled?

-Christian Hypocrisy!

-You're just angry is all. We professing Faith

are hardly perfect!

-But go on mouthing, as

long as there's a buck in it!

-Oh well, Auden says that we must love

our crooked neighbor 

with our crooked heart!

-I'm waiting for so-called Christians

to acknowledge how bloody crooked theirs is!




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Monday, April 04, 2022

 

GP

 

During THE GREAT PASSIVITY,

Christians and other frauds

cool it on mercy and much


else. Anyway, Coiffed Screechers via

Sinclair stopped hating with scripture


to call out WHORES! Who

apparently lurk everywhere!


So much sin, so little Time!


In short, complaisant modes

so got kicked unto the curb as 

to dwell religiously with dogshit.


One live group haunts Target yet,

screaming-out Asian women

wearing masks!


The most vocal of these saints

espousing ACTIVE FAITH-- 

and FIRM!


(Name actually Karen) left, y’All: 

due in Melbourne to knee 

a beggar in the balls


with other Taurus, thus 

taking turns.


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Tuesday, January 15, 2019

 

Heinous


They close in.

Last exit sealed.

Clear Heads:
“Surrender!”

Evangelicals:
“Await His Will!”

You have no Faith
and thus pretend.

No one minds.

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Saturday, July 28, 2018

 

In Perfect Service


You’d not think a member of the
Unreconstructed Right would
willingly become a slave, but
Jerry signed a contract with
Saunders Ott as Master.

Thus upholding--and testing--
the most key quotation of
his life.

In perfect service there is perfect freedom!

The agreement allowed beating, but
clause left in there merely as historical
artifact, really.

Tell Saunders Ott, who marked Jerry’s
face up quite a bit with his Cornell
Boat Club ring after he brought
the wrong golf shoes to Shadybrook
Country Club in response to a rushed
cellphone imperative.

Caddies witnessed the beating, black
men of indeterminate age.

“Dinges,” whispers Jerry, recounting
the incident to his lawyer, LJEM.*

The Slavery Board has insisted on an
apology to their Chair, and to Jerry.

They feel that hotheads threaten
the continued existence of Modern
Slavery, an institution much revered
heretofore. Especially since blacks
excluded. Not officially, of course,
in exact language, but today’s
version proves almost lily white.

Left Media goes bananas with the
story, but public up to here with
real and imagined outrage!

LJEM prefers more private routes,
and holds his Ace that Ott humiliated
Jerry before inferiors. Then he slaps
it down on the table in a suit for personal
damages!

Quickly settled to quench his screaming!
Six figures.

Board transfers Jerry’s contract to famed
animal trainers, Hans and Dyronna.

Jerry can’t get used to the smells,
and her actual cracking of the
whip startles.

And excites.

*Little Jew, Enormous Mouth




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Monday, July 23, 2018

 

SSF


-...and proposed Shit-Storm Factor?
1-10?

-11!

-You know the most important factor?
When you really lay down blankets
of lies?

-You start to fiercely believe them?

-What’s more natural? All life is invented
anyway. Forget the stupid
rationalizations beforehand.

-How about the ones of Faith?

-No thanks, just puked.

-The Lefties’ll pee their lace panties!

-Our wondrous evil has its diuretic effects.

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Thursday, December 28, 2017

 

Brace


I loved Ada because she wasn’t crazy

That steady state changed, though,
under the influence of her girlfriends.
NPT-Feminists.

No Prisoners Taken.

Soon our relationship became a debate.

And I responsible for the sins of my
boorish brothers.

Well, a relationship is tough enough
without one party discovering
The True Faith.

Coincidentally, Faith has entered
upon Ada’s Exit.

Her name.

She’s hilarious!

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

 

Self etc Help


-Everybody's hot after these 
Models of Behavior now.

-All over the net!

-How would you describe mine?

-Running in front of a tsunami and in
danger of tripping.

-That totally precarious? What can I do?

-Nothing.

-I could pray!

-As I said, nothing!

-God could grant me a few milliseconds a day!
Lay out my case.

-Not entirely impossible, I suppose.

-BREATH returns to me now!

-Oh ye of...Great Faith!

-Best I can do!

-Who knows?

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Sunday, April 17, 2016

 

Spiritual Advisor


Her own Holy Person told her to
forget, pray

as to what to remember of
the present.

She tried to wipe the slate
clean, then choose

what to write down there.
Carl agitated
as always

the plan, specifically the
things he said
breaking up.

But now, when she closed her eyes, he 

ghosted out

and could be
any man.

Success!

The slate very nearly pure,
she mused as

to what of the present to
chalk down there.

Re-enter Carl, begging
forgiveness.

-Uh uh! You can’t play me like a piano.

-Ah the magnificent chords yet to be struck!

-People come to me for advice. They can’t
get that from a mess!

-Where better to get it?

Plan A, they’ll
work it out. 


Plan
B, they won’t.

Plan C, what sayeth Ho-
ly Person?
echoing.





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Saturday, December 19, 2015

 

Presence


Just before Delilah repaired to her little alcove for
The Late Show, she inexplicably opened up about
her former mother-in-law.

The astringencies delivered to a young bride from
a polite mask!

Clint said he'd pray about it.

“You can't have Faith for another person!”

Turning his back, he sunk to his knees, bedside:
"Called Love."

The next month they decided to sell off the retail
operations, concentrate on mail order and net.

Lorna worked in the original farm store, mid the
framed photo of son Hap, Delilah’s first husband,
lounging on the catsup Harley he killed himself with.

The new owners loved her sweet way with customers.
Named her The Tradition.

 

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

 

2035, Divine Year


-However celestial the goal, it still
required some old-fashioned politics.
I won't bore Your Magnificence with
the grimy details.

And, of course, this is for you, and...
doesn't include the wife?


-Her? A God? I can see that you couldn't
stretch things THAT far. It's fine. She'll be
satisfied if it's just me.

-Okay, the Senate and House will be
called together in a week, compulsory!
And you be declared a God!

-I'm humbled.

-We have yet to work out holidays in your
honor and where the temple is to be built.

-I'd like a small one on The Mall, but a
much larger one back home. I'll live in
the later and receive sinners. In the
former, folks can go to my image and
pray to me for The Nation!

-Finished! Or as good AS! My only worry is that
it sets a precedent.

-One and done! I'd say.

-Well, the Democrats could come back in, and
eventually want to declare one of theirs a...

-The very idea is absurd on its face!

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Saturday, October 04, 2014

 

Important to modern parables


that “Doctors amazed!”
Thus, flaming assholes

cured in faithful
Ozarks. Not so
much in lurching

cities where sin
greases to each

unchurched.
(Unconned?)

And wit is all
they have
to go on.

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Saturday, July 12, 2014

 

“The essential can be detrimental.”


-Oh boy, number 67 of Hobart Grimshaw’s
Bromides. Listen and learn to live!

-I don’t deny that I’ve culled proverbs etc
from books, from friends, the Net, Bible.

-Horseradish. Mostly.

-Guides life! What do you do?

-Just a good heart, that’s all. What’s that part
of Bible? Don’t worry about what to say, I’ll
help you when the time comes!

-I like your simple rephrasing, Lil. The hens in the
barnyard would stop pecking to listen.

-Uh huh? Well they wouldn’t listen to your 

Jiffy Guide to Silly-ass Living.

-O ye of little faith!

-I’m still getting it, staying on the wavelength!

-Yeah. Sure.

-Hey if the speaker for United Nations suddenly died and they tabbed you to go on, you’d be a chattering wreck!

-And you’d stride in bold as brass.

-Bet your ass! I’d just open my mouth.

-And knock the international scene back fifty years!

-Thrust it forward through real faith, not ticky-tacky.

-Well, harmless as these daydreams are, Dear, I gotta go back to what they pay me for. Anyway, enjoy your belfry!

-I will.



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Friday, May 02, 2014

 

Faith and Congress



Tap-Dancing in the House

-You came here an indifferent Christian.

-Comic-book version of Bible in my office.

-Then the Evangelicals steamrolled the party in your state.

-And The White Flame of Faith has shot from my ass ever since!

-How could you do it so fast? Metamorphose like that?

-Called Method Acting. Brando taught me. And Cockroaches.

-Uh huh? And what if by some Kafka-esque miracle, the whole
shebang turned atheist?

-Need you ask? God wouldn't bless our work, but who gives a shit?

-That last phrase encapsulates your service.

-Something has to.

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

 
What the Spiritual miss

is Church. The exquisite
moment when all move
together in the Word.

Rare, though, of course--give
you that. On lighter notes,
fragrant casseroles

etc awaited at supper
or picnics with fellow
ravenous parishioners.

Other manifestations
of a different sort
must, too, be cited.

A pastor levered in
politically, who ruled
as second in command

to an acrid and snappish
God. Another whose

youth aesthetic went
to his hands.

Others solid in the Faith
and some saints, even.


Still others rooted
in the Earth.

In short, Life!--being what
the purely spiritual miss,

dwelling in drafty marble halls,
attending ambiguous winds.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

 
One thing I've noted

in foreign TV drama:
the promises at funerals

more jazzily elaborate.
For what that’s worth.

But did the New World err
in flattening Heaven
to speed up Earth?

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Saturday, March 23, 2013

 
Two Women, Young, Somewhat

-We're in forgiveness mode, having left Jeff
and Claire's party with others.

-Who first? The second actor always seeks revenge.

-Sort of simultaneous.

-Was it worth it?

-I can't speak for him. Well, neither can he, really.
My guy was cute but from an Arkansas or somewhere,
and driveled cornpone shit when we were...

-A talker?

-And not a good one!

-How about the rest of  it?

-Same.

-But I've heard passion in cheap motels! So it exists!

-They're playing a recording.

-My ex and I got it going pretty good. After watching porn.

-Mine was Christian.

-How flat was that?

-He still is.

-I'm told it's good to have some sort of faith.
Anchor, you know, in all the crap?

-He had the anchor down.

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Thursday, December 27, 2012

 

Directions

 

All the docs&meds&exercise&herbs&

minerals&positive-thoughts. My o

amenable you! But a Black Swan glides

 

anyway. Ordinarily, comes&you go. Though,

hold it in the corner of your favored eye

 

& tell yourself a story. Of Faith

or its opposite. You pick. Make it

 

genuine for once. Laugh or grow

querulous. Stutter. Whatever. Keep go-

 

ing: your own Thousand Nights&this next.

Maybe Swan will so very slowly slide

across your chock-a-block vision

 

to another part of the lake.

Awaited there for elegance.

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Saturday, December 15, 2012

 

Intellect Empty as Faith 

But you can photograph
and enumerate 

murdered children. Append 
pathological notes. What

ultimately descends are
moral splinters forever

moving away from
your hand.

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Sunday, August 12, 2012

 

Tale of etc

The woman who didn't know
what time it was, and cared

precisely, consulted instruments
of the horological sort, but

they couldn't agree. Obsession
couldn't buy truth as she saw it.

Physicians summoned, one by
one. Finally came a genius who
transcended mere occupation,

bringing an atomic clock. "This
is more accurate than God,"
announced he. "What final good

is it to split hairs?" cried she,
"And then split the split

and so on." Old priest then
enters the learned melee.

"You can't be pleased by man
nor exactitude!" he thunders.

She answers that it’s no use
thundering when there's tea.
"The others are so cold,” she

informs, dealing
a Lorna Doone.


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Sunday, January 29, 2012

 
Evolving Couple

-Be out with another couple and they’d say they wanna make the service at such and such. And we'd quietly seethe.

-How come?

-The shame from our parents forcing us!

-What changed?

-Gradual. Next time out with them, we mildly ridiculed.
After that, benign tolerance. Then...asked a few questions.
And, finally, went along with them.

-And now?

-Still going along.

-Look out the window. That's twilight.

-No hurry.

-Hardly Defenders of the Faith!

-They also serve...

-Time has of way of running out.

-We've got light-years.

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