Thursday, December 13, 2018

 

Ends


-Kelli and I finally had THE TALK!


-The Delay Card disintegrating in your
crippled fingers?


-Think...Mudstorm-Tsunami.


-(sings) Where were you blown to?


-Separate trees!


-Oak, Christmas, what?


-Can there exist a Female Variety?


-Better be!


-Her final announcement, anyway:
she’s switching to girls altogether.
And starting Wholesale!


-She must hate herself.

-The only profound question concerns
the transferability of faked orgasms.


-She can search the literature.


-Or Feminist Poetry?


-At any rate, you both have some
time to think now.


-Uh uh! Enough of that shit already!
Moving to the desert before she wades
into Social Media blaming me. Expect to
be pissing my pants with some regularity.


-For my sake, practice stationing yourself
downwind right now!


-What’s your, uh, sister doing?


-The usual nothing.


-On the market again?


-Yeah, but not to Jews!


-I’m a Catholic!


-Worse.




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