Monday, November 11, 2013
Minimum Wage, Australia
The Moral Voter
-The Minimum Wage in Australia around seventeen bucks.
-But do they mandate vaginal probes?
-I wouldn't think. But, neither do we, at least nationally--
some Goober states...
-Well, I'm staying put until we do. Poor, but moral.
-Just the kind of Republican the party loves.
-I feel the love. I feel it!
-The Dems hafta become more emotional. Too techy.
-Bring back the slide rule. They can stick it up their ass!
Labels: Australia, Democrat, goober, minimum wage, Minimum Wage Australia, Republican, slide rule, vaginal probe
Monday, October 10, 2011
Waltzing Sans Matilda
They had to learn, so
we had the hairy miners
dancing with each other.
“Is this a dangerous thing?”
queried Squinty. “Just
till we get women,”
answered I.
“That’ll be whores at first.
Then the pinched-nose Churchies.
Don’t know which more vile.”
“Well now let’s show them how.
It’s just lurching out there!”
