Tuesday, April 08, 2014
Getting Past the Money
Comedians of Governance
-Well it's all over but the counting!
-And we do that, so it's all over!
-I think we won legitimately.
-Shush! That's no fun.
-And now, the governing. All those new
ideas we campaigned on.
-Songs and dances! Our core, fortunately,
knew them to be lies.
-But we do stick to our central theme, no?
“The Recipe for Governance!” Love its sound!
-Sure. Here it is: First, stir the morons.
-Oh no! Not another Benghazi Cake?
-What else?
-But...it's lost its flavor.
-Then, imagine it. This is politics! Once past
the Money, The Realm of the Imagination!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, core politics, election, GOP, politics, rigged election
Friday, September 13, 2013
Six of one, half dozen...?
The Faux Moderate
's visit to CSPAN
is most gracious.
He's balancing it
all off and listens
to everybody, in-
sisting he’s no one’s tool!
Hustles back to the office where
the floor is thick with drool,
and he thus brandishes
the core weapons
adored there.
Labels: core politics, CSPAN, moderate
Friday, August 16, 2013
Think Only Righties Pigheads?
Uncle Ralphie responds to
-135 Unicorn Statues have been presented
to Climate Charge Deniers.
-All Republicans. They define stupid.
-In this area.
-In ALL areas!
-Oh come on! Take any community in the US
and you'll find a few intelligent Republicans--
some even brilliant.
-Bring them to me one by one, and I'll
demolish their selfish inanities point
by point!
-Difficult logistic problem there.
-Point by vacant asshole point!
He’s screaming then. Rivaling
a Tea Partier in foaming action.
Labels: Climate Change Denial, core politics, core voter, intolerance, leftist, politics, radical, tea party
