Monday, August 28, 2017
Vow
-I just can’t stand it anymore!
I’m going to a place where
nobody gives a shit about
anything, and you can just
wander aimlessly. If you die
in the street, they’ll step over
your alleged body!
-Phoenix! But don’t wander
too far or you dissolve in
the heat! Blast Furnace!
That dry heat turns everything
to grease.
-Dissolve? Best yet!
-And there are blessed
distractions. Trump holds
Nazi rallies.
-FUCK THE JEWS!
-You’re swinging with it already!
-I’d become an SS Man, but they
need love too.
Labels: anti-Semitic Right, heat, Jews, Nazi, Phoenix, SS, Trump
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Selection
-It’s like the Nazis and the Jews!
-Well, that’s a stretch. I just know that I have to deliver one body
from these condos, and I’ve been holding them off from you
for months.
-Where to? Some re-education camp?
-I don’t know. I can’t see how you can relearn what you’ve got:
a big nose!
-I could get surgery!
-Too late now.
-But it’s so absurd and arbitrary!
-Yeah, sometimes it is.
-It’s like the Nazis and the Jews!
-Well, that’s a stretch. I just know that I have to deliver one body
from these condos, and I’ve been holding them off from you
for months.
-Where to? Some re-education camp?
-I don’t know. I can’t see how you can relearn what you’ve got:
a big nose!
-I could get surgery!
-Too late now.
-But it’s so absurd and arbitrary!
-Yeah, sometimes it is.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Neighborhood Bar Almost Nobody Goes To Anymore
-That Madoff thing is brutal!
-Jew cheating Jews? It’s like blacks murdering
each other. Who cares?
-You had Jewish girlfriend once.
-A thing of beauty is a Jew forever. But she was hairy.
-And how about the Irish?
-Philosophers, kings, poets, saints!
-And drunks.
-In this case, yes. Love is a whiskey-blended thing!
-Let the camera show he holds the glass so that light
can catch the amber.
-So lovely it destroys me by taking me very breath away!
But, a toast whilst I got the strength!
If you got a friend that’s tried and true,
then screw that sonabitch before he screws you!
-That Madoff thing is brutal!
-Jew cheating Jews? It’s like blacks murdering
each other. Who cares?
-You had Jewish girlfriend once.
-A thing of beauty is a Jew forever. But she was hairy.
-And how about the Irish?
-Philosophers, kings, poets, saints!
-And drunks.
-In this case, yes. Love is a whiskey-blended thing!
-Let the camera show he holds the glass so that light
can catch the amber.
-So lovely it destroys me by taking me very breath away!
But, a toast whilst I got the strength!
If you got a friend that’s tried and true,
then screw that sonabitch before he screws you!
Labels: Blacks, Irish, Jews, stereotyping
