Thursday, January 08, 2015
Sauce, Gander, Goose
-After Hoppy died, Glads wanted to give me his expensive
Bermuda Shorts. But I hadda try them on in her pinkish room,
and she kept popping in to check the fits. And feel my ass.
Not to mention squeeze my dick a little!
-Horrors!
-And that maid, Marie, did almost the same thing!
-And me with no smelling salts! Sit down anyway.
-Oh I know I’m easy to tease! I grew up without sisters, and
never learned much about women.
-No one really does.
-Naive, I know. Naive!
-You perform a useful function. We have the female dumb blonde
stereotype. You’re sorta the male version for the gals.
-That’s awful!
-Not really! We all love you! Both sexes. No, uh, use going home
tonight in all this rain!
-Completely...dry out there.
-Let’s remain dry.
Labels: dumb blonde, handsome, molestation, sex, sexism, sister, stereotyping, women
Monday, May 26, 2014
Episodes re Healthy Fear
-It's wrong that we characterize our
co-workers. Like, “Bossy Millie.”
She can be bossy but there's a
great deal more to her.
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"What was all that about in there?"
"The Moralist wants finer detail."
.....
-What's up?” I had to ask...way the air felt then.
-Max and Jenny in a helluva fight! She stormed
out forever!”
-Sorry I asked.
I've not asked since, some twelve years.
Now when I encounter the beginning of a slippery
atmospheric, I intuit problems and run away like hell!
Labels: bossy, label, romantic quarrel, running away, stereotyping
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Two Young Men Speaking
Their Unique Chapter
-How’s it going with Jeanette
-It hath made me mad!
-Maybe you should change your luck.
Kick her outa the bed for Bruce.
-Ah yes, Bruce, the archetype! Curlers in
one hand, decorating swatches
in the other. The Berstein’s sofa
haunts him! It was never quite right!
-Whatever. You might find more love.
-He’s as severely menstrual as Jeanette!
-That’s impossible, I mean physically.
-More things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-How ‘bout yours?
-Shut down. Failure every which way.
Their Unique Chapter
-How’s it going with Jeanette
-It hath made me mad!
-Maybe you should change your luck.
Kick her outa the bed for Bruce.
-Ah yes, Bruce, the archetype! Curlers in
one hand, decorating swatches
in the other. The Berstein’s sofa
haunts him! It was never quite right!
-Whatever. You might find more love.
-He’s as severely menstrual as Jeanette!
-That’s impossible, I mean physically.
-More things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-How ‘bout yours?
-Shut down. Failure every which way.
Labels: friendship, stereotyping
Friday, March 13, 2009
Neighborhood Bar Almost Nobody Goes To Anymore
-That Madoff thing is brutal!
-Jew cheating Jews? It’s like blacks murdering
each other. Who cares?
-You had Jewish girlfriend once.
-A thing of beauty is a Jew forever. But she was hairy.
-And how about the Irish?
-Philosophers, kings, poets, saints!
-And drunks.
-In this case, yes. Love is a whiskey-blended thing!
-Let the camera show he holds the glass so that light
can catch the amber.
-So lovely it destroys me by taking me very breath away!
But, a toast whilst I got the strength!
If you got a friend that’s tried and true,
then screw that sonabitch before he screws you!
-That Madoff thing is brutal!
-Jew cheating Jews? It’s like blacks murdering
each other. Who cares?
-You had Jewish girlfriend once.
-A thing of beauty is a Jew forever. But she was hairy.
-And how about the Irish?
-Philosophers, kings, poets, saints!
-And drunks.
-In this case, yes. Love is a whiskey-blended thing!
-Let the camera show he holds the glass so that light
can catch the amber.
-So lovely it destroys me by taking me very breath away!
But, a toast whilst I got the strength!
If you got a friend that’s tried and true,
then screw that sonabitch before he screws you!
Labels: Blacks, Irish, Jews, stereotyping
