Tuesday, June 27, 2017
First, do no good
(Wait for laughs)
Our Republican Health Bill
only harms 22 million.
But, we'd like to help!
What part of Go Fuck Yourself!
do you Reeking-Reecans not
understand?
Labels: Party of Rich, Republican "Health" Bill, spick
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Encompassing
Rich happy
with The Party of the Rich–-
aka sneered “Republican.”
Dems pipe
Worker’s Rights.
Well and fine,
fearless, even,
but it’s really
One Big Party
for two! Truly,
The Money Party!
Cast your votes for it.
How can you lose?
Labels: corruption, Democrat, money, money in politics, parties the same, Party of Rich, Republican, rich, worker
Monday, May 16, 2016
Conventions? Ask the Taxi Drivers
The Party of the Rich
knows how to party!
Many inquiries as
to loin-dear whores
shuffled in from
the four corners of
THIS GREAT NATION!
To join a fractious row.
Democrats? Not so much.
Though two librarians
fell last one.
Labels: convention, Democratic Convention, Party of Rich, Republican Convention, whores
Thursday, October 01, 2015
Primer on American Exceptionalism
-They closed down the government again!
-Did anyone notice? But, why do we live in such
crappy times?
-Don’t blame MY party. We’re not eating fire
and shitting gold bricks for our greedy clients!
-No, you’re just laying down.
-Sheer fatigue! Anyway, you deal with the
government you got! Just placed my nephew
in a department.
-Which one?
-Not saying. They’ll try destroying that one first.
Labels: bureaucracy, cowardly opposition, greed, party, Party of Rich, political revenge, shut government
Friday, September 18, 2015
May you live in interesting times!*
Go Figure
-Did you catch the Republican debate?
-Decayed hobbyhorses and disgraceful
insults!
-That immediate? They’re the past.
-I’m not into depravity. Fast or slow.
-Or old? Anyway, I think it’s mostly the genre.
Not a debate or forum or...?
-It’s TV!
-Yikes! That?
-In its purest shape.
-That is, shapeless.
-How can anyone vote for it?
*Chinese curse
Labels: insult, Party of Rich, Republican, Republican Debate, TV
Wednesday, August 06, 2014
Skull Session for 2016
-Okay, they throw up “Party of the Rich!”
-Proudly embrace it!
-Won’t fly. How ‘bout “We wanna make
everybody rich!”
-Fuck that! That’s Socialism. Dems stuck
with that crap.
-So we stay Party of Rich?
-Honorably!
-But we’ll lose.
-Again, honorably.
-Where’s the strategy in doing the same thing
over and over?
-Why mess with perfection?
Labels: 2016, Party of Rich, political rut, Republican
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Arrangement in Green
GOP
Be prepared to accept even more.
WEALTH
I'm continuously grateful.
GOP
That process is made up of continuously putting
you money where your mouth is.
WEALTH
My mouth IS money.
GOP
Who says you can’t invent a perpetual motion machine?
WEALTH
Not I, said the little snug hen! But what of the problem
of governing the rest?
GOP
A scrim.
WEALTH
Behind which...?
GOP
We take the cannoli.
Labels: GOP, Party of Rich
