Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Russia
-No Volga Boatmen?
-Disappointingly!
-Fetching Female Peasants? Or Krazy Kulak, dying, stuffs his boots with cash, drenches all with honey, devours the whole shebang so his heirs got squat?
-More modern than literary society with plenty of cabs and whores!
-No Babushkas either?
-Ladies available wearing same.
-And did they swish swish SWISH as you fucked?
-What a sick question!
-I was raised by women becoming men!
-Sound-effects enrapture most modern species.
Labels: Babushkas, history, Literature, prostitution, Russia, tourist, Volga Boatman
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Back to the Land of Shed Grace
Travel for No Apparent Reason
-Well, how'd it go?
-Too many Chinamen!
-You'd expect that there.
-In your face!
-I heard there are about a billion.
-They musta bussed them all in to all the decrepit
tombs and whatever. You couldn't move!
-So? Culture huh?
-That's the wife. She picked it.
-A college girl, if I'm not mistaken.
-Whole shitloads of ivy has grown since she--
-Any culinary discoveries? Maybe you could
persuade your favorite Chinese restaurant to...
-We go to Lee's once in a blue moon.
-That's Korean.
-Same difference.
Labels: American tourist, China, Chinese, Chinese Cuisine, population, tourist
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Tourist
Whole place smells like piss, but they got whole buncha statues in the square--
among the cobbles lined with horseshit. So, they were something once.
Whole place smells like piss, but they got whole buncha statues in the square--
among the cobbles lined with horseshit. So, they were something once.
Labels: past glory, tourist
