Thursday, January 28, 2016

 

Western Protest


Nothing distinguishes Stall 5 in the Men’s Room of the
Federal Courthouse but the Freedom sign hanging
outside it.

Here, Dust Hoxey makes his stand.

An overhead shot taken by CNN shows the seated man
criss-crossed by bandoleers, At least two leaning assault
rifles.

“I don’t use the toilet but the normal amount,” he explains.
“Can’t wash in it, of course.” He explains further that negotiating
the use of a sink has broken down.

“No real guarantee they won’t nab me then.”

His brother has been reached by local media. Shrugging:
“Good luck to him! Every time he explains his government shit,
comes out different!  I just know Sheriff busy with traffic there,
so I can beat my bitch like a drum!”

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

 

Raw Comedians As Political Consultants

-Rubio not ready for prime time.

-Who cares? It’s early.

-Somebody said he looks like the future and
talks like your grandfather.

-Those are our core ideas. Throw them out  you got freakin
peasant Democrat. Besides he can say them in Spanish.

-Another jambony says he should beCOME a Democrat.
For electability.

-Hey! Let them get their own spick! And his handlers falling
down already. He voted wrong on Violence Against
Women Act. You get one broad pissed...you never just 

get one.

-Anyway, what’s coming up the pike someday? 

Both candidates talking Cam-bo-did-ee-on?

-Cam-bo-did-ee-on, huh? Your depth of ignorance inspires.

-Thank you. It’s my American Birthright.

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