Wednesday, November 05, 2014
A Tale of Two Cities
-Dr Johnson said that a man who is sick
of London is sick of life!
-How ‘bout Cow Gulch, Wisconsin?
Never find a girl here to twink your tiddles?
-If you do, you’re Knight of The Round Table!
-Or of Kippy’s Kool Kup?
-An impossible standard, that latter.
-They also serve who only suck it up!
Labels: drinking, London, love, rural hangouts, Samuel Johnson, sick of life, Wisconsin
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
Yah!
-Well they couldn't recall righty governor.
-Though they may indict him.
-Harder now.
-The Road to Fascism leads through Wisconsin, courtesy of Supreme Court's rich gombahs.
-Bit harsh?
-Hitler loved his bratwursts too.
-Nazi imagery only goes so far.
-The streets are free for the Storm Troopers!
-Well they couldn't recall righty governor.
-Though they may indict him.
-Harder now.
-The Road to Fascism leads through Wisconsin, courtesy of Supreme Court's rich gombahs.
-Bit harsh?
-Hitler loved his bratwursts too.
-Nazi imagery only goes so far.
-The streets are free for the Storm Troopers!
Friday, May 27, 2011
Wisconsin Recalling Republicans
But some understanding requisite.
Overreaching in their genes became
frenzied in pleasing wealthy patrons.
Labels: Democrat; Republican, recall election, Republican Overreaching, Union Busitng, Wisconsin
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Rocco and Chickie Rainbarrel
-Rainbarrel! It's you. Almost as big as life!
-Rocco! Still pretending sarcasm is wit?
-Among other things. Tell me, how came you by this
ridiculous moniker? Relatives tab you thus?
-Who cares what old ghinnies do?
-How about Garibaldi?
-Fuck him especially.
-At last! How I waited for an "Italian" denier!
-Hey! I live in Cherry Hill now, in the middle
of grasping Jews. And they're as full of shit.
-But let us, please, get a good word from you.
Now how about the Egyptians revolting?
-Correct word.
-And the workers in Wisconsin standing up to the reactionary
toads and their oligarchic wingnut bribers?
-Like, make a movie, Rocco! Dip Brad Pitt in grease
for the Egyptian. Oprah can knock off fifty and be the
Wisconsin workette! They got black people there?
I know they color the cheese.
-Like some bread with that acid? But shall we go to family?
Specifically, your teens?
-Sharpening shivs to shove into the old man's back.
-Well, at least little Marie can’t be doing that.
-She's my sweetie-pie!
-That answer makes you Shakespearean!
-Don’t give me the college crap. They just teach fancy
language to lie about the shit you swallow.
-Whoa! Leaving without a traditional transition.
-Have a miserable day.
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Rocco thinks the types met in South Philadelphia can’t
be duplicated elsewhere. Of course he’s wrong.
Labels: Egypt, South Philadelphia, Wisconsin
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Two Wags Analyze Badgers
-What's happening in Wisconsin?
-The Koch brothers and political fellow travelers
are grinding the face of the poor and middle class
and murdering the unions.
-That's all? People screaming about that little thing?
-What would you do?
-What all good Americans and Wisconsinites do!
Say "Yes, Massas!"
-You mean after you beats yoh feet on de Madisonian mud?
-One brother he say t’other: I don't care what nobodies say--
-And other he complete de thought: That’s Natural Rhythm!
-But first brother he say Nonsense! Anybody can do it.
Now watch me! It’s as easy as bribing Republicans.
-What's happening in Wisconsin?
-The Koch brothers and political fellow travelers
are grinding the face of the poor and middle class
and murdering the unions.
-That's all? People screaming about that little thing?
-What would you do?
-What all good Americans and Wisconsinites do!
Say "Yes, Massas!"
-You mean after you beats yoh feet on de Madisonian mud?
-One brother he say t’other: I don't care what nobodies say--
-And other he complete de thought: That’s Natural Rhythm!
-But first brother he say Nonsense! Anybody can do it.
Now watch me! It’s as easy as bribing Republicans.
Labels: Koch, Madison, Republican, Wisconsin
Friday, February 18, 2011
Legislators On the Ground
-How odd!
-That from the furthest edge of weird!
-Proudly! I mean that teachers are demonstrating.
-Why can’t they learn their place and relax enough
to enjoy being sodomized?
-Governor might call National Guard.
-A few corpses'd be good, but not martyrs.
-Some cops and firemen could picket in sympathy.
-Adding to the list of former Americans? The shame!
-Don't look anywhere for patriotism today.
-Blessedly, though, Labor is finished in this state!
-It's God's way.
-Well, we’ve destroyed enough lives for now.
Let's leave a few on the table.
-Agreed! I need ice cream.
-How odd!
-That from the furthest edge of weird!
-Proudly! I mean that teachers are demonstrating.
-Why can’t they learn their place and relax enough
to enjoy being sodomized?
-Governor might call National Guard.
-A few corpses'd be good, but not martyrs.
-Some cops and firemen could picket in sympathy.
-Adding to the list of former Americans? The shame!
-Don't look anywhere for patriotism today.
-Blessedly, though, Labor is finished in this state!
-It's God's way.
-Well, we’ve destroyed enough lives for now.
Let's leave a few on the table.
-Agreed! I need ice cream.
Labels: anti-labor, Republican, Wisconsin
