Friday, January 18, 2019
Remnants
-Well...remaining smart the two of us.
Despite everything!
-Been.
-A...decline note you?
-Precipice!
-The Mountain Goat leaps from precipice
to precipice and back again to piss.
-A blessing we both can do that at least.
-That goes too, the hose.
-Before or after the brain.
-Simultaneous!
-Well I’m okay with both.
-You should ask Gwen.
-You’re mixed up! She left YOU!
-Shame. And during my third reinvention.
-How’d that go?
-Going Great! I’m helping to start BANDSTAND for WHEEZERS!
-Better than yours truly. They just
called me in to offer a puny
termination package.
-Did you inform them that you
once led that outfit, now so
esteemed?
-Me or it?
-Sorry. Never again you or me.
-Will they stamp our foreheads?
-Already have.
Labels: age, ageism, employment, firing, intelligence, termination
Tuesday, May 02, 2017
Thinning the Herd
Children exempted, of course.
And beautiful ladies.
The rest, Fair Game.
(Except, Gentleman's Agreement:
old folks, who offer no real sport
because of their pokiness.)
Only one “Bounty” available.
The Ceaselessly Complaining Woman
can be offed for a not too small
honorarium.
Labels: ageism, Bounty, gun sport, guns, Malthus, Population Control, sexism, sport
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Judging the Reply
-As an old man, may I answer?
-Please do.
-Wit and warmth, and the sheer comfort of having around!
-Please do.
Labels: ageism, Old Age, old man, prejudice, youth
