Saturday, September 08, 2018
Nods
When Ginger2 left
the men agree
that women still can’t
handle the Freedom
“we granted them.”
Both nod sagely.
The sage nod has im-
printed over centuries.
Best to try another...for
the girls that is!
Labels: attitude, history, male and female behavior, sex roles, sex symbols, sexism
Tuesday, May 02, 2017
Thinning the Herd
Children exempted, of course.
And beautiful ladies.
The rest, Fair Game.
(Except, Gentleman's Agreement:
old folks, who offer no real sport
because of their pokiness.)
Only one “Bounty” available.
The Ceaselessly Complaining Woman
can be offed for a not too small
honorarium.
Labels: ageism, Bounty, gun sport, guns, Malthus, Population Control, sexism, sport
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Strategy
Jeanette S Windom could not have
been nicer. Mine was the biggest
snafu she had ever seen, but she
dove into the huge computer bank
and came up smiling.
I just knew I would have then, clutched
close, the 14e. That form of liberating
dreams!
She was fired next day.
I went to Republican Liaison at my job.
"We found we can kill morale by axing
the truly good ones," smiled he.
I couldn't believe such a policy!
"Civil Service Protections? Not to
mention Constitutional Rights?"
"Wipe our ass with both! How we get real!"
“You invite Revolution?”
“Only because we're bloodthirsty. But shove
past the necessarily vicious politics of life.
Your Jerry is some baseball player!”
“Netty too.”
“Let's concentrate on Jerry, shall we?”
Labels: bureaucracy, Civil Service, Constitution, firing, political, Republican, sexism
Thursday, January 14, 2016
The Farming Life
Acting Their Parts
-Is there bullshit in Heaven?
-Do you mean actual droppings?
-You know what I mean!
-Well, a misdemeanor here, so practitioners could get there and
spew their endless nonsense.
-I'd hafta hear it?
-Nah! Must be a lotta tune-out mechanisms there.
-I just happened to think, real farmers when they talk about bullshit,
the metaphor, must have the actual stench in their nostrils too.
-Thus meaning much more! But I didn't know that farmers are big
on metaphor.
-A lot we don't know. You be Farmer Joe and I'll be Farmer Jim.
-Like we played as kids?
-But better, fuller. By talking we'll discover Truth! Of others and ourselves.
-A definite first! uh, Farmer Jim.
-Farmer Joe, what do you think about all that space in Space? Does it prove God?
-Moving ahead too fast there, Farmer Jim!
-Maybe so, Farmer Joe, let's give it time.
-A week.
-And Gwen and Ceci?
-Farmers' wives! They'll do their chores and shut up!
-Don't think so. Modern wives regardless.
-That means they'll try to ruin it for us farmers!
-Why change anything?
-Well I don't wanna come off a blistering afternoon
plowing the North Forty, and listen to her complaining about…?
-Lack of similar attention? I’ll speak to her.
-Who put you in charge?
-As always, someone must pick up the reins!.
-But we're tractor guys!
-Okay, I'll lead in my John Deere.
-Right behind you in my HUGE Massey-Ferguson!
-See? Know a lot already!
-I’m brutish!
-Noted!
Labels: farming, John Deer, marriage, Massey-Ferguson, role-playing, sexism
Friday, April 17, 2015
Societal Seeing
“I see,” said Dorsel.
“I too!” from Max, followed
by Maxine's nod.
Rands, however, took some
convincing from them.
Finally came aboard!
But then Bertram announced (He always
announced!)
"In truth, you all SEE nothing but what
you're programmed to see. That hasn't
changed in many years, and won't.”
"Uh huh?" laughed Dorsel.
“Your ideas, even when you think them
daring, fit a well-worn groove the
authorities are more than comfortable with.”
His Loretta entered the room. "Stop it, Bert!
People can stand only so much reinventing
of the wheel."
“It's completely caved in and utterly useless!”
spat Bert. “Decay is all!”
When those two left, Maxine sneered
“Such men are dangerous! L-except.”
L-except meant that as a literary allusion
it was free of the requirement to use "persons."
Labels: allusion, conformity, fear, future, literary, politically correct, reinventing wheel, sexism, to see
Thursday, January 08, 2015
Sauce, Gander, Goose
-After Hoppy died, Glads wanted to give me his expensive
Bermuda Shorts. But I hadda try them on in her pinkish room,
and she kept popping in to check the fits. And feel my ass.
Not to mention squeeze my dick a little!
-Horrors!
-And that maid, Marie, did almost the same thing!
-And me with no smelling salts! Sit down anyway.
-Oh I know I’m easy to tease! I grew up without sisters, and
never learned much about women.
-No one really does.
-Naive, I know. Naive!
-You perform a useful function. We have the female dumb blonde
stereotype. You’re sorta the male version for the gals.
-That’s awful!
-Not really! We all love you! Both sexes. No, uh, use going home
tonight in all this rain!
-Completely...dry out there.
-Let’s remain dry.
Labels: dumb blonde, handsome, molestation, sex, sexism, sister, stereotyping, women
Friday, October 03, 2014
The Fun of Rancor
Opposing Chairs
-Well, you groused and orated, but used the grimy regulations
to raise more money than us.
-We had a choice? Your Court rammed it in and broke it off.
We walk around with it in there, or we don‘t walk!
-And you beat us again with a vigorous young person! Uh huh?
Half vacant!
-And you’re monumentally pissed! Having come so close
with your corn-fed prissy. Oh well, let the dance begin!
You’ll oppose the President on everything, however petty,
for his first term. And odds are he’ll get a second.
-We’ll blow him outa the water before that!
-Uh huh? In the second, you’ll investigate everyone and his
grandmother. Throwing up pictures of the old broad's cunt
on monitors around the hearing room.
-You exaggerate! Somewhat. But if your boy gets two
terms, he leaves on a Rascal Scooter!
Labels: Democrat, investigation, Party Chairs, petty opposition, Rascal Scooter, Republican, sexism, women
Friday, July 12, 2013
Use Code scrltr
Future Visit
-We're compelled by law to give it
to your family, and Charlotte to wear it.
-How about the fellow? And he one of yours!
Why shouldn't he wear it too?
-Let's be realistic. Besides, “Women Only” is the statute.
-"Made in Indonesia."
-We get a terrific rate. Some pretty handwork on
there in addition--if you’d bother to notice.
-And twenty-percent off coupon for the book
from Amazon. It's an awfully old book.
Nathaniel Hawthorne, hey? That's an old-
sounding name for sure.
-Great literature is timeless!
-We don’t like it forced on us. Some things oughta die.
-Not this one, if you wish to keep a civilization.
-“Use Code scrltr.”
-Be a fool not to.
-Well, okay then, but Charlotte won’t like any of it!
-Charlotte should have thought beforehand.
Labels: civilization, Scarlett Letter, sexism, women.Amazon
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Decided Contrast, w/History Thrown In
Sisters
-One sister is warm, all-enveloping. But in a
lovely way, not sticky. Other, Business-a-Go-Go!
-Which do you prefer?
-You need ask?
-Prejudice!
-I suppose. I like being with anyone who
doesn't break my balls. If that's prejudice,
then make the most of it.
Labels: businesswoman, female warmth, prejudice, sexism, sister
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
At Kool Kup Bar, Muted TV
“How come Bloomberg Business has so many oriental girls?”
“Cuz American ones cows!”
They are still mooing when Mindy and Lace, managers
at a nearby firm, walk through to the dining room.
“That for us?” Lace asks.
“Shit for brains!” Mindy hisses.
“You work with them?”
“Their archetypes.”
“How come Bloomberg Business has so many oriental girls?”
“Cuz American ones cows!”
They are still mooing when Mindy and Lace, managers
at a nearby firm, walk through to the dining room.
“That for us?” Lace asks.
“Shit for brains!” Mindy hisses.
“You work with them?”
“Their archetypes.”
Labels: Bloomberg, business, good ole boys, male, sexism
Sunday, February 03, 2013
Damaged Goods Party
Not a dry eye in the condo when Exhibit A finished.
She had indeed been crushed, and now most of the
men wanted to marry her.
Exhibit B tried for the same piano keys, but brusquely,
hit or miss. We concluded her present tragic life had
taken on the grim and spastic melody it deserved.
Exhibit C was all mouth and revolt, excoriating anything
in trousers. We told her she missed the revolution by
taking so long to fix her face.
Exhibit D opted out for reasons of her own. I thereupon
asked her to be a good little girl and fetch me a gin and tonic.
Labels: experience, men, roles, sexism, tragedy, women
