Wednesday, September 17, 2014
NFL 2050
“Go to the war between the Packers and Giants,
and a game breaks out. Boring! So the kids shriek
for Corky’s Breakass Burgers from the video on all
their phones.
To the concessions before halftime, and mobbed!
I fight up to about third in line and everybody leaves!--
Help too! Huge wooshing sound banging up to
the rafters!
They’re panicked! But still plenty of time to see the
beheading. Leading off with Bonzy and the Brooklyn
Belles, and then Cheerleader Awards.
Next, reading out the mangled legal horseshit.
And Main Event, quick.
Clean up a scosh, hoses, followed by drawing for
the Infinity.
Yeah! My turn! I can feel it!
So if the Giants break my heart again, I won’t even
know it! Purring along the highway, refusing to
turn on the radio!”
Labels: beheading, cars, football, future, sport, war
Wednesday, July 02, 2014
Two Atrocious Automotives
-GM has recalled so many millions
of cars, not enough time in the
day for Service Managers to...!
-They just wave their magic wand.
-Don't they hafta show you the murderous
part they took out?
-There's a generic pile. Aged and honored.
-Hell, they could show me a hunk from a
Chrysler and I wouldn't know!
-John Doe for American Capitalists.
Willing and brainless.
-Now wait a minute!
-It's okay. I am too. Just smile and you'll keep
your dick.
-What for? I'm not using it.
-Always hope. If some car company doesn't
incinerate you.
-It takes guts to drive.
-You're our hero!
Labels: cars, GM, incompetence, recall, safety
