Wednesday, June 01, 2022
All u hafta know
Woman who got 1 thing right finally
acclaimed in our neighborhood!
Man, same, lied 3.
Labels: incompetence, lying, man, neighborhood, Woman
Thursday, January 17, 2019
Getting There
-Are you fella ordered G19?
-Could be. Don’t remember.
-Well, what’s NAME of article?
-Got me! All I do is order all
day long, so some’s forgotten.
-You’re supposed to take a survey
about it.
-No way! My life’s three-quarters
bullshit already.
-Might be hints in there.
-If you think that, there never are.
-Well, let’s just go ahead then.
-In mutual incompetence?
-Like Politics!
-I just always knew that everything
would eventually arrive there.
-I...could give you money to
forget everything.
-Done that already as a
Useful Idiot.
-I’m talking about the future!
-What a great place! You piss,
shit, and sing at once!
-Trifecta!
Labels: forgetting, incompetence, memory, politics, work
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
The Final Question
Gemma added mass to any confusion.
And not just because she was a
big-boned girl.
Okay, she was supposed to bring
cookies to the retirement do for
old Schwartzy.
She heard rookies. So, came with
Decker and Delilah.
Who proved high!
It was downhill from there.
When's it uphill?
Not much at Consul Insurance.
Anyway! We keep it all straight in the
liability sector. Uh huh?
If somebody sues you, our policy
holder, look out!
Consul exists for misfits to be
employed.
All places do?
I didn’t know that! How come we
all don’t die of incompetence?
Our own and the Massive Surround?
Labels: confusion, employment, incompetence, liability insurance
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Vote
The fussy corps
shown the door.
The new guy’s
dumb as shit.
In his view:
Genius of the Age!
Rage preceded
and will follow.
In Spades.
If then, all get
thoroughly pissed,
Impotence saves
the day.
Again.
Labels: ego, incompetence, irrational rule, irrationality, vote
Friday, May 27, 2016
“Count Meshugana”
It was discovered early on that
giving him responsibility was
inviting incoherent disaster!
As a result he was promoted again
and again.
To a position the company felt
confident that he'd delegate
just about everything from.
As a result, his department received
several awards.
When one cut through the CEO's King's-
English blather, could fathom they were for
screwing up less than the other departments.
Did I say that he was warm and loving
and approachable? Beautiful manners!
In contrast to the others in his executive,
soaring plateau.
Bastards and Bitches...enough said.
Anyway, hired away by Honda. He bowed
quite well too.
Labels: CEO, company, hire, Honda, incompetence, mix-up, Peter Principle, SNAFU
Friday, March 20, 2015
Dream Tactic
Varieties of Lying Experience
-I guess the moral question is can you trust someone who
lies in dreams?
-Let’s jettison the dream part! I don’t wanna show off my
two-bit psychology just now. Maybe the moral part too.
At any rate, what happened?
-Lorkie screaming “I SENT you verification on that!”
-“Well I never GOT it!” I lied.
-Okay, okay, that’s the Self-Preservation Lie. Real question
is how many share it?
-Whole department.
-Whole department lying? Triumph of Capitalism!
-Somebody’s gonna get fired!
-A necessary component! But, let’s recap: We have the
Self-Preservation Lie and the Social Lie together. Yeah, they
can’t let you get away with that!
-I’LL be fired?
-Most likely. They’ll trap you into lying again. With witnesses,
your former friends. Then beef up the discharge report with
additional Creative Writing.
-What can I do?
-Stick a fork in yourself: you’re done!
-In the dream or life?
-There’s a difference? But you can do what Bipsey Hockney did,
some sort of voodoo delivered Mr Cato the flu for a week. When
the obnoxious prick came back, thirsting to perform Management’s
dirtiest tricks, Bipsey fell through the cracks. So let’s hear it for
Incompetence!
-My only hope?
-Has never failed me!
Labels: business, Capitalism, firing, incompetence, lying, Lying in Capitalism, office, prevalence of prevarication, Self-preservation lie, Social Lie
Friday, December 19, 2014
Monkey See
Would Marcus prove incompetent in everything?
He answered that by wearing one sock to the office.
Since he was Boss, and this being America, staff
followed suit thereafter.
Thus Incompetence became the New Competence!
Time named him Person of the Year.
Pointed out to children, who couldn’t be bothered.
Fortunately.
Labels: business, competence, example, incompetence, office, Time Magazine
Wednesday, July 02, 2014
Two Atrocious Automotives
-GM has recalled so many millions
of cars, not enough time in the
day for Service Managers to...!
-They just wave their magic wand.
-Don't they hafta show you the murderous
part they took out?
-There's a generic pile. Aged and honored.
-Hell, they could show me a hunk from a
Chrysler and I wouldn't know!
-John Doe for American Capitalists.
Willing and brainless.
-Now wait a minute!
-It's okay. I am too. Just smile and you'll keep
your dick.
-What for? I'm not using it.
-Always hope. If some car company doesn't
incinerate you.
-It takes guts to drive.
-You're our hero!
Labels: cars, GM, incompetence, recall, safety
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
The wonder is, wasn’t done in
by their collective incompetence.
After dear preparation, started
following a terrorized heart
to them. Quite a risk for us
Labels: college, graduate, incompetence, terror
