Wednesday, June 01, 2022
All u hafta know
Woman who got 1 thing right finally
acclaimed in our neighborhood!
Man, same, lied 3.
Labels: incompetence, lying, man, neighborhood, Woman
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Compact Model
-So you agree that we have the
best politics money can buy?
-As a Republican, gleefully!
-Dems long-faced about it?
-Hey! They embrace Joe and
Josephine, whilst soliciting a
bribe off their Boss! So pitifully,
hypocritically, sad.
-Not as sad as your gang,
naturally lying and stealing!
-Articles of Faith!
-Which you combine into one
Golden Rule?
-Mais oui!
-Careful mit der French! Intellectual
pretense really belonging to the Left.
-Give us some fun! Evangelicals
got one ear about Jesus-ed off!Labels: Democrat, lying, politics, pretense, Republican, stealing
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Heinous
They close in.
Last exit sealed.
Clear Heads:
“Surrender!”
“Surrender!”
Evangelicals:
“Await His Will!”
You have no Faith
and thus pretend.
No one minds.
Labels: behavior, criminal, faith, guilt, heinous, lying, religion
Saturday, January 12, 2019
Cops Know
if whole bunch lying,
it’s planned.
So finding pair agreeing
tough enough by normal lights.
With political parties,
naturally, all rules remade
as conspiracies take
fantastic, foolish flight!
Labels: collective insanity, conspiracy, lying, party
Thursday, January 03, 2019
-Someone’s lying here!
-Both, probably
-I do it situationally. To escape.
-And I run from nothing real!
-But in order to breathe!
-And...do we ever tell the truth?
-Accidentally.
-I must guard.
-Just let it happen sometimes!
Live a little!
-Nope.
Labels: credibility, habitual lying, lying, Truth, veracity
Saturday, September 01, 2018
Just and Must
-Brits got wigs. Whaddawe…?
-Prancing and preening.
-And bribery for good measure?
-In proportion. Yes.
-Oh well, every society works
something out.
-Codes, Rules, Shebangs…
-The more sophisticated, the
more lying.
-Ah but Justice is Blind in America!
-She’s missing out.
Labels: bribery, imperfect law, Justice, Law, lawyer, lying, manipulated truth, society, spectacle
Monday, July 23, 2018
SSF
-...and proposed Shit-Storm Factor?
1-10?
-11!
-You know the most important factor?
When you really lay down blankets
of lies?
-You start to fiercely believe them?
-What’s more natural? All life is invented
anyway. Forget the stupid
rationalizations beforehand.
-How about the ones of Faith?
-No thanks, just puked.
-The Lefties’ll pee their lace panties!
-Our wondrous evil has its diuretic effects.
Labels: evil, faith, infection, Left, lying, pragmatism, religion, Right Wing
Friday, April 28, 2017
Lies, High and Low
-This president lies more than his share!
I can’t figure why.
-The reason many men and women do.
To look better.
-We lie to boost our stock?
-Turgenev put it in a more literary manner:
Better the falsehood that exalts
than hosts of baser truths.
-Sometimes you feel like shit doing it.
But other times just terrific!
-That’s the art part.
-How come you can quote all these writers
and shit?
-Educated beyond my ability.
-Noticed that.
Labels: lies and public policy, looking good, lying, President, Saving Face, Trump, Turgenev
Wednesday, December 07, 2016
POLITICAL HOW-TO
-What counts is EMOTION!
-So you sex up dry facts?
Easy come easy go!
-Something like that. Sex up, half
make up. Like, Totally INVENT!--
why not?
-MOTHERS DON’T LIKE LIES!
-Send bonbons.
Labels: cynicism, lying, political exaggeration, political invention, political lying, politics of cynicism, sex up
Friday, March 20, 2015
Dream Tactic
Varieties of Lying Experience
-I guess the moral question is can you trust someone who
lies in dreams?
-Let’s jettison the dream part! I don’t wanna show off my
two-bit psychology just now. Maybe the moral part too.
At any rate, what happened?
-Lorkie screaming “I SENT you verification on that!”
-“Well I never GOT it!” I lied.
-Okay, okay, that’s the Self-Preservation Lie. Real question
is how many share it?
-Whole department.
-Whole department lying? Triumph of Capitalism!
-Somebody’s gonna get fired!
-A necessary component! But, let’s recap: We have the
Self-Preservation Lie and the Social Lie together. Yeah, they
can’t let you get away with that!
-I’LL be fired?
-Most likely. They’ll trap you into lying again. With witnesses,
your former friends. Then beef up the discharge report with
additional Creative Writing.
-What can I do?
-Stick a fork in yourself: you’re done!
-In the dream or life?
-There’s a difference? But you can do what Bipsey Hockney did,
some sort of voodoo delivered Mr Cato the flu for a week. When
the obnoxious prick came back, thirsting to perform Management’s
dirtiest tricks, Bipsey fell through the cracks. So let’s hear it for
Incompetence!
-My only hope?
-Has never failed me!
Labels: business, Capitalism, firing, incompetence, lying, Lying in Capitalism, office, prevalence of prevarication, Self-preservation lie, Social Lie
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Heaven Knows
Models
-What does that old song say about being a true romancer?
Well...I'm not.
-No, never accuse you there. Anyway, only two subclasses
in that category: Liars and Prevaricators.
-I assume the latter are fancier liars?
-The Greatest Pretenders! Just let's us stay with your way.
-Pretty awkward.
-Hey! I found an honest man. And without having to
employ a lantern.
Labels: honest man, lying, relationship, Romance
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
“Evidence”
Left and Right
place two talk-
ing horses on
CSPAN. Surprise
in a special acute-
ly American way,
accusing each
other of lying hall-
marks. Cite “Studies”
as if trump, when
most pumped full
of shit as they.
Labels: CSPAN, Left, lying, Right, studies
Monday, November 12, 2012
Kitchen
We will slice,
we will dice.
Left and Right.
All hail Chefs
of Lying!
Crusade has truly passed
but mincing slippery last,
explaining prevailed, or lost,
to jubilant and dying.
We will slice,
we will dice.
Left and Right.
All hail Chefs
of Lying!
Crusade has truly passed
but mincing slippery last,
explaining prevailed, or lost,
to jubilant and dying.
Labels: lying, political advisers, political strategy.campaign, politics
