Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Calling CSPAN ,
the morons, fre-
quently Southern,
never shy. Grand Old
Parity there. A favor
to us Eastern Brilliances,
who’d not hear such drivel
otherwise. We do require
each other: the dazzling
threads of our coherence
next to...to...?
Labels: CSPAN, Eastern, Ignorant South, moron, South, Southern
Friday, September 13, 2013
Six of one, half dozen...?
The Faux Moderate
's visit to CSPAN
is most gracious.
He's balancing it
all off and listens
to everybody, in-
sisting he’s no one’s tool!
Hustles back to the office where
the floor is thick with drool,
and he thus brandishes
the core weapons
adored there.
Labels: core politics, CSPAN, moderate
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
CSPAN
The Violent Bear It Awry
Once unwound,
the haters get
played out
in flaming, then,
well, lose the thread.
They're riled too
with the time
moderator gives. It
eats them in addition
to nearly everything else.
Labels: caller, CSPAN, hate, violent
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
“Evidence”
Left and Right
place two talk-
ing horses on
CSPAN. Surprise
in a special acute-
ly American way,
accusing each
other of lying hall-
marks. Cite “Studies”
as if trump, when
most pumped full
of shit as they.
Labels: CSPAN, Left, lying, Right, studies
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Party Politics
PR
-I want Rep_________on CSPAN.
-He’s a vicious idiot!
-Yeah, but actually soft-spoken, and that’ll
work against the jerk-off image.
-Thus good for the party, you think?
-What else? Party! Hip hip and freakin hooray!
-There’s...more to life though, yes?
-You know that song Is That All There Is?
Well that’s all there is.
Labels: Congress, CSPAN, party, party politics, PR
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Free Inquiry
“I’m to moderate the damn panel! CSPAN no less.
Well I got two Yalies, and one each Princeton and Harvard.
And a striving-strident academic broad from
East Jesus Nebraska Normal School and Storm Door Repair Facility.
Okay okay, I’ll soften it. She’s Yale grad. But abdicated
for the desolate prairie, cheapening the brand thereby.
I’ll give her a sentence or two for the hicks back home,
then cut her off. Quicker if she injects the feminism shit.”
Labels: academic, CSPAN, feminism, Harvard, Nebraska, panel, Princeton, Yale
Friday, April 19, 2013
For joy of debate,
love CSPAN where
seething racists
and gun cretins
strap in for
“Constitutional” points.
Labels: Constitution, Constitutional, CSPAN, gun control, guns, Race, racist
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Rocco and Mickey One Word
-Kids submitting CSPAN videos on The Greatest Strength
of America. What's our greatest strength, Mickey?
-Suckers.
South Philadelphia remains heavy with nicknames.
Labels: CSPAN
Friday, October 09, 2009
Formula
A president never gets credit
for making things less bad.*
Eureka! So that, and racial
hatred, explains right
wing radio.
*CSPAN guest
