Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Criminal Justice, Creative Branch
-You're the nicest criminal yet!
-Thanks. One and done! The guy
was insulting, and I had been
in a frenzy. My girlfriend having
left with most of my clothes.
-Her new fella your size?
-You got it!
-Well, anyway, Simple Assault.
Another shit case to clog the
books!
-Sorry. Not really interesting,
I know.
-Here comes the deal from the
printer. Here! Just sign it.
-Sure! Get it over with! Uh?
Whoa! This is entirely wrong,
I'm afraid. Lots of...financial
double-dealing it looks like.
-We...need someone to admit to
this one.
-But...as much as I'd like to...!
-No jail time! Guaranteed! Maybe
dismissed off the bat from lack
of evidence. Whereas your shitty
little infraction depends on the
judge's mood.
-Oh well then...easy come, easy go!
I become a respected...banker it
looks like...instead of a hothead.
-We’re rising you in status!
-And...can't stop laughing?
-It's the job!
Labels: assault, banker, banking, class among criminals, criminal class, detectives, financial, financial con men, guilt, hothead, no jail time for big financial cons, plea bargain, police
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
When Mother Went to Prison
Was because the DA too down
in his quota of women.
Anyway, the teens hugged
the little ones and we became
a family. Headed by Super Charmer
Dad, who skated close to the flames,
of course.
Mom paroled after two years,
and she and the older children meet
at our kitchen table with the lawyers
to save Dad. However, Sheriff Fearing
appears at the door with paperwork.
Dad extracted from his fleecing
cyber programs in the den.
Sheriff put an arm around him, leaving.
The effect Dad had on everyone.
Labels: con man, criminal, criminal class, Justice, justice system., prison
