Friday, October 19, 2018
Harvard’s Admission Problem is easy!
Have Two Harvards!
One for Olde Familie$.
Sodden forms revered.
One for vacant assholes
taking studies seriously.
Labels: admissions, Harvard, influence, politics
Friday, April 13, 2018
The Ivies
Marky always carried the heavy book.
“My Yale and Harvard!”
Bella’s little brother stole it of an evening, burned dvds for all of us.
Replaced, so Marky still carries etc.
smart it’s unbearable!
He hasn’t noticed.
Labels: competition, Harvard, intelligence, Ivy, medium, Yale
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
The Art of the University
Professor
-What do you profess at the university?
-Myself.
-That’s too narrow for us to pay you.
-Really, myself making Art as an example
to students attempting same.
-Uh huh? That shit prospers at Harvard or
Penn where they’re burning through rich men’s
moolah, but this is Commonwealth of Pennsylvania–-
and we desire minimum nonsense in the eyes of
John and Joannie Q.
-Let me sit with them and deeply explain the pain
and joy of it!
-With the former, they’re familiar. The latter might as well
be on another planet.
-Not so! I can show...!
-No time. Just keep going on in the same half-ass way.
There’s elbow room for well-meaning naifs in even
dictatorships.
Labels: art, Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Harvard, Ivy League, Penn, taxpayer, university
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Billion Dollar Bracket
Wags at Basketball
-Did you jump through the hoops before you
filled out your Billion Dollar Bracket?
-Yup. Confirmation numbers through cell and
email!
-Keeping the riffraff out.
-Who can blame them? Not me, about to join the
One-Percent!
-Pick a lot of upsets?
-Fight fiercely Harvard!
-I do miss Tom Lehrer. He'd make up funny songs about
Yahoo and Google today. But Yahoo gets the edge with
your cell number!
-I suppose. They count the hairs on my right ball, and Google
on my left.
-That's not the whole sordid picture.
-NSA handles that.
-Good! We need protection from Communist sonsabitches
like you!
-Hey, I'm a fuckin Republican!
-Ever more bizarre.
Labels: ; Republican, Billion Dollar Bracket, cell phone, Communist, email, google, Harvard, NCAA Basketball, Tom Lehrer, upsets, Yahoo
Monday, December 30, 2013
Ivy South
Right Wing Ignoramus, Exhibit A-e & B-e*
-You jawin' bout that Colored Boy down there?
-I is for a fact. The one talks like a girl and walks like a girl.
-Does it have a boyfriend.
-I suspect. When Queerville merges with Nigville, you get
no end of wonders!
-You enjoy talkin the way we did before you went off
to the Yale College?
-You can take the Swamp outa the boy...and in your case,
the Hahvaaaahd place couldn't pull off the trick neither.
-So we continues enjoying the pig wallow that's the Republican Party!
-Sneer when you say that! You can take the pigshit outa
the boy, but...
-Uh huh? Old theme!
-I know, I know. Long's they don't take the Wall Street out.
-Ah-fuckin-men to that!
*e=Educated
Labels: education, good ole boys, Harvard, prejudice, Racial Republicans, Wall St, Yale
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Free Inquiry
“I’m to moderate the damn panel! CSPAN no less.
Well I got two Yalies, and one each Princeton and Harvard.
And a striving-strident academic broad from
East Jesus Nebraska Normal School and Storm Door Repair Facility.
Okay okay, I’ll soften it. She’s Yale grad. But abdicated
for the desolate prairie, cheapening the brand thereby.
I’ll give her a sentence or two for the hicks back home,
then cut her off. Quicker if she injects the feminism shit.”
Labels: academic, CSPAN, feminism, Harvard, Nebraska, panel, Princeton, Yale
