Monday, October 16, 2017
The Theory of Neglect
-Women have affairs because they feel neglected!
-Oh? My take is that they’ve run out the string on
the orginal sucker.
-As did your Gwennie?
-In hysterical spades!
-Well...you've both moved on.
-Uh huh? One person can screw up
royally. Add others to the mix and you
got chaos cubed.
-We can cope.
-There's no way! But I found one answer.
-I'm all ears...why the women laugh.
-Those protrudos bring in radar too?
-The answer? o most Fractional Wit!
-I borrowed the brain of a village idiot!
-How would you describe the experience?
-Chicago-Ecstacy-Slidebolt!
-That good?
Labels: affair, breakup, divorce, idiot, infidelity
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
When the Idiots Started Dancing
G misperceived, thinking that non-idiots
had to be invited.
But L reassured. -Think about it! Their
managing something like that? Be a
monster screw-up!
-I suppose.
-Nah! You just go.
He went.
-So? What transpired at the nitwits' bash?
-Surprising. It felt wonderfully...freeing!
-No surprise at all. It's our intellect gives us
most of the problems.
-But, old clothes next time. All that drool
flying around!
-Uh huh? And why this...sudden cloud
drifting in just this half-second?
-An anxiety.
-Worry not! Nobody will think YOU'RE an idiot.
-I know. This is America. With every pleasure,
a...soul-dig.
-How awkward! But, everywhere that Puritans sway. Banish it from what's left of your mind. It's a long process all in all: Idiot-Making.
-I'm glad of that!
-The mistake you made is not hanging out
with them sooner!
Labels: America, anxiety, dancing, idiot, Puritan
Thursday, July 03, 2014
Must Be the Place Café and Bar
Mickey’s Opinion
“Why is it when we talk about sex here, we
end up sounding like total fuckin idiots?”
Ridge had just come in for a quick lunch,
on his way to inspect a house.
“Don‘t sweat it. The Supreme Court too. Everybody!”
Labels: bar, cafe, idiot, sex, sex talk, Supreme Court
Monday, March 28, 2011
How Glows the Nominee
Truly scrapes The American Grain
that a wealthy and successful person
can be a dunderhead. Secretly laughing,
cynics manipulate idiocy
into a run at the Presidency,
boosting endless blab of
God and Free Enterprise
(synonymous) while lining up
the ducks on the fetid pond.
Labels: campaign, cynic, idiot, nomination
