Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Understood
Business and its
Righty Asskissers
have coyly declared merest
minions to be Managers now,
thus avoid paying overtime.
Once, there were REPUBLICANS.
Saying “Let’s hammer out
a policy! One
of good,
lasting sense.”
Once.
Labels: :"Manager", hammer out deal, Labor Policy, manager, overtime, Republican, Right
Sunday, February 26, 2012
What Once Was Said
MANAGER
(Initially while charging Umpire) It’s a game! Baseball!
Heard of it?
UMPIRE
I’m acquainted.
MANAGER
Got rules! You don’t make it up. It’s not fuckin
Alice in Wonderland!
UMPIRE
And would you be Alice?
MANAGER
You had a mouth on you when you was a player–-
to use that term loosely.
UMPIRE
Well now I’m an umpire and you can use that term
any way you want cuz YOU’RE OUTA HERE!
MANAGER
I’d recommend eye doctor but you’re too stupid to read the fuckin chart!
UMPIRE
All going in my report. Hope you got fat wallet.
MANAGER (while players drag him off in dust cloud)
...fat HEAD!
UMPIRE
I’m guessing you just passed ten thousand bucks!–-
not to mention my just awful hurt feelings.
MANAGER
(Initially while charging Umpire) It’s a game! Baseball!
Heard of it?
UMPIRE
I’m acquainted.
MANAGER
Got rules! You don’t make it up. It’s not fuckin
Alice in Wonderland!
UMPIRE
And would you be Alice?
MANAGER
You had a mouth on you when you was a player–-
to use that term loosely.
UMPIRE
Well now I’m an umpire and you can use that term
any way you want cuz YOU’RE OUTA HERE!
MANAGER
I’d recommend eye doctor but you’re too stupid to read the fuckin chart!
UMPIRE
All going in my report. Hope you got fat wallet.
MANAGER (while players drag him off in dust cloud)
...fat HEAD!
UMPIRE
I’m guessing you just passed ten thousand bucks!–-
not to mention my just awful hurt feelings.
Labels: Baseball, manager, umpire
