Saturday, August 26, 2017
HEAVEN AND HELL–-if you’re into dichotomies
Heaven Can Wimp
-I tried our 800 number and
reached an Indian.
-Sing-songy voice?
-I got used to it.
-We’re not all wireless yet,
budget restraints, and those
wogs are rotting the lines
with their curry breath!
-Whoa! Pretty racist.
-All in fun.
-Anyway, he helped me.
-Not him, the Marketplace!
We can afford him and
therefore give better service
than with your Christian crybabies.
-Really?
-Time and a half for overtime!
Give me a break!
-So Heaven’s a marketplace
economy?
-The only sacrosanct thing here.
-How about Love and all that
dreamy stuff.
-Not expressly forbidden, but we
worship The Market.
-God devised it?
-But of course. Don’t tell me that
you’re one of those Lefty Nitwits!
-No, I’m a good little angel.
-Say it loud and often. Otherwise
I only hear that you’re requesting
a transfer!
-No way! Adore that Marketplace!
Absolutely! No reservations!
-That’s better! Hey! Free donuts
tomorrow. Pass it on.
-SUPER YUM!
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Hell Is For Heroines
-I'm just back and they want
me to go out again.
-Why so?
-Harassment. My specialty.
-Sexual.
-Of course. I go after Macho-Boss-Assholes,
and fry their little balls, believe me!
-You're tough!
-That I am!
-But good. As am I. Sometimes I wonder
why...?
-We're not in Heaven?
-I do wonder!
-Don't! It's simple. There are no
women in Heaven.
-I don't believe that.
-Absolutely true!
-Oh come on! Heaven is all dullard
males?
-Worse than Hell if you ask me!
-Then how about all the St Teresas
from here and there?
-Okay. Okay. A few women.
-You're a serial exaggerator!
-Yeah. Guilty. It's...just that we
have more Hell in us!
-And thank God for it!
Labels: God, heaven, Hell, Indian Call Center, market, marketplace, men, Sexual Harassment, women
Sunday, June 18, 2017
Market
Marcy, a deeply-dimpled Ditz.
Quirky personality to say the least...
yet warm and enveloping!
And we gave up trying to translate
what she said.
Charming babble.
Anyway, broke she confused hearts with
little effort.
Moved on from her as her act thinned.
But, who’s to say it was or wasn’t an act?
And who cares?
Anyway, we traded her straight up to
Harbor Neighbors LLC for Deborah. Ice!
Something must be said for getting
what you see.
Labels: act, ditz, female personality, market, marketplace of women, personality, trading women
Monday, June 23, 2014
“Let the Market Decide”
The greasy transaction
is given cachet.
One merely plays
the patsies
playing the odds.
With Stealing next
to God.
Labels: "Free" Market, investment, market, suckers
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Helping a thief is not being one, exactly
Two Market Watchers
-Warren Buffet a pretty good investor.
-I’d say so.
-But there must be better.
-Of course. But they don’t wanna be seen.
-Because they’re thieves?
-Not themselves. They aid and abet, of course.
So long as the thieves make money.
-It’s a wonderful country!
-It is, and we’re not being sarcastic.
Labels: market, thieves, USA, Warren Buffet
