Monday, February 08, 2016
Saloon Anxieties
Double Drunk: As entre or side dish?
…
at the trembling moment...
-Never! Any little piddling…!
-How about terrorists?
-Crawling up my ass!
-Careful using your Glock. Get a clean shot!
…
Closing Discussion
Jitsy Malaprop: The Republicans is all fear mongrels!
The Professor: Out of the mouths of babes...
Labels: anxiety, fear, militarist, neocon, Republicans, saloon, terror, terrorist
Thursday, March 19, 2015
The March of Time
3000
When Hawks meet to usher in
The New Millennium, they
agree to stone oppo-
nents back to The
Nuke Age.
Labels: hawk, Millennium, neocon, Nuke Age, Stone Age
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Long Miracle
-Chickenhawks had no end of sharp-as-a-tack
advice to those willing to risk their lives.
-Whatever happened to them, anywayz?
-They're still around. Advising your KID now.
-And theirs remain safe, family and militant gombahs huddled round?
-They wouldn't have it any other way!
-Why do cowardly assholes have such longevity in America?
-It's our greatest feature!
Labels: bravery, chickenhawk, courage, coward, longevity, neocon, war
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Neocon Heaven
or Under God
Since we were fighting in nearly all the known countries,
the newly-elected Democrats re-instituted the Draft.
Chubbie, Ruck, and I turned in our draft cards month later
as a protest. The only official spot in town, Sheriff's.
He came to my house later while we were watching the Falcons.
Accompanied by deputies, Legion guys, and some layabouts
from Mixxy’s Paradise Lounge.
“As I see it, you take these back, One. Or we beat the shit
outa you, Two.”
One.
Labels: American Legion, draft, law enforcement, neocon, Sheriff, threat, war, wars
Monday, February 07, 2011
Reagan, Neos, and the Whole Nine Yards
From calling a strike
to breaking one.
From pounding a CCNY
table for social justice
to gracing another at
Corporate HQ. Why
the coat practical-
ly turns itself.
