Wednesday, May 11, 2016
...a dating post for Liberals.
McNally’s Tavern in Chestnut Hill
First time for Jerry, Accountant for
School District of Philadelphia, and
Nicole, French Teacher, Girls’ High.
Jerry: Trump will have deaths on
his hands! Old White Men choking
on their Reactionary gorge and
succumbing to strokes!
Nicole: It couldn’t happen to a
nicer bunch of Racists and Sexists!
Jerry: Oh well...maybe they believe
what they say.
Nicole: Merde merde merde!
Jerry: Ship out the remaining Republicans?
Nicole: Of course! Keep the immigrants instead!
They have good food!
Both pleased they seemed compatible.
Ordered JFK Sandwiches.
The front windows went from afterglow to black
as buses hissed along Germantown Avenue.
Both prefer Becks.
Labels: Becks, Chestnut Hill, date, Germantown, Girl' High, JFK, liberal, old white men, Philadelphia, reactionary, tavern
Thursday, February 06, 2014
Weighing the Crazies
Thrashing it Out
-Let’s hit them on unemployment. They got a hundred
pie-in-the-sky plans and they’ve all come to shit!
-That’s a perpetual mess. Probably smarter in the long run
to let the market decide, but patience not a political winner.
-Women too! The other side pretends all touchy-feely sensitivity, but...
-The girls are killing us! And before you say Hispanics...!
-Let’s call them Spicks. Has to be some fun in here somewhere!
-They’ve drained the fun! The country has.
-Well, we still have our clarity!
-Once. We’re faking that too now.
-Anyway, the good thing is that our fractious Crazies are injecting
us with...
-Craziness!
-Okay, they’re changing the rules of the asylum.
-Ah yes, but still no doubt who runs it. Me and Thou.
-White. Old. Tired.
-But the Force remaining with us!
-Did you say farce?
-Indispensable also. Don’t they say that tragedy ultimately
gets repeated as farce? Where are we now?
-In the delightful middle of a blood sport, and we love it!
-The victims don’t.
-Some show depth and some, burlesque.
-Speaking of which, we’re like the baggy pants comedian with
the erection device. He springs it when Madame La Wronga
sashays by!
-Shush! Or they’ll ruin that too!
Labels: burlesque, Hispanics, old white men, platform, unemployment, women
