Wednesday, August 30, 2017
Metamorphosis,
Sorta
Glenn and Dotsy outraged us.
Their shtick.
But some was genuine.
"We want to shake you
to the shallow depths
of your bourgeois souls!"
Then they married and muted
their trumpet.
Now they warn of Neeee-groes
and Spicky-Spick-Illegals oh my!
Follow Trump, and warn us that
we must face down the traitors and
Pansy Liberals and mollycoddle
Republicans populating the
Swamp!
Oh mys!
Labels: bourgeois, liberal, outrage, rebels, Republican, shtick, swamp, traitor
Monday, December 28, 2015
-Where’s the OUTRAGE?
-That poor old tired question again? Out of steam!
-The government employs whores?
-Well, not a bureau of them. Contractors.
-Which it sends...?
-Ace and Darly are the real poster kids!
-Foreign Intrigue sort of thing?
-Strictly Domestic. Ace to Evangelicals is one ticket.
-But he’s male!
-Prodigiously.
-It’s a sin!
-But they have a wonderful arrangement where
forgiveness is built in.
-That may be, but there’s horrible suffering
beforehand.
-The process seems to have been streamlined.
-And? Who? Darly you say.
-Spoken of in the same breath as Art! Where Ace is the Great Technician, Darly...
-I don’t wanna hear it!
-Men sigh in boardrooms years after.
-I don’t wish to be sarcastic, but we’re being “protected” by these two then?
-Not presently. On vacation.
-Together?
-That’s their custom.
-What do they DO?
-Nothing. Just chitter-chat and innocent whatever.
Both avid stamp collectors for one. In fact,
Darly got her start amid philandering philatelists.
-Had to work that in?
-Been carrying it around for some time!
-Well, all of this is NOT a joke!
-I don’t know. Before leaving this planet,
everybody has to find out how bizarre it really is.
-We’re speaking of The Nation!
-Very well then, before leaving...
Labels: Evangelicals, government, outrage, outrage industry, prostitution, stamp collecting
Thursday, May 16, 2013
The Outrage Industry
Well the other party
has done it yet again,
those grossest of pigs!
Not having learned etc.
If you can only send $10...TV
campaign against them
in the most affected states.
In the old burlesque, at
the sashaying entrance
of Madame La Zinga,
the comedian would spring
a mechanism in his baggy pants
to make a rod shoot up therein.
Pulpits railed at the nudity later
in the show when un-coy La Zinga
left squat to the imagination in
employing no mechanical apparatus
whatsoever. But the most unspeakable
clerical abhorrence at moral rot
was reserved for the comedic
simulation.
Finding a circular language
not to describe it proved
the industry then.
Well the other party
has done it yet again,
those grossest of pigs!
Not having learned etc.
If you can only send $10...TV
campaign against them
in the most affected states.
In the old burlesque, at
the sashaying entrance
of Madame La Zinga,
the comedian would spring
a mechanism in his baggy pants
to make a rod shoot up therein.
Pulpits railed at the nudity later
in the show when un-coy La Zinga
left squat to the imagination in
employing no mechanical apparatus
whatsoever. But the most unspeakable
clerical abhorrence at moral rot
was reserved for the comedic
simulation.
Finding a circular language
not to describe it proved
the industry then.
Labels: baggy pants, burlesque, burlesque comedian, outrage, outrage fatigue, outrage industry, politics, religion, striptease
