Tuesday, July 28, 2015

 

Illi-nigh


-I’m from Illinois, where we have the indictment ahead of the politician!
-How can that be?
-We get it ready before he or she takes office.
-Ever been wrong?
-Yes! When the individual serves the people and not the party.
-Not in recent memory then?
-Lincoln in.

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

 

Suspicious of Sting,



whilst serving the People

-That's a shoe polish Ay-rab if I ever...

-His actual skin.

-Uh huh? And that robe looks like Sears.
Ladies' department.

-When he opens it, lined with cash. No receipts,
no nothing.

-I'm passing. Could be mikes in there too.
There are smoother ways.

-To represent the people?

-That's what we do.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

 
For the People


-I came here to work for the people!

-How’d that go?

-For the party more like.

-How’d the people react?

-Remarkably quiescent. Of course I threw them the occasional cookie.

-How so?

-When Noises didn’t need my vote I was allowed off the reservation.

-So, the great maverick on Face the Nation.

-Spitting fire! Spitting fuckin fire!

-All in all, though, despair?

-Just about. Leads to booze and ladies who give a shit 
about nothing.

-Wife back home?

-Roams.

-Worse and worse.

-Our constituent service, though, top drawer! We got young people who work like Trojans.

-Well there is some pride then!

-Yeah, I came as Patrick Henry and leave a really good 
7-11 manager.

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