Thursday, December 20, 2018

 

The Professional


My client now is Jack.


Runs egg co-op


EGGSACTITUDE!


Full of old hippie co-op ideas and ideals!


His kids hope to never see another egg!


Wife wants Talk indicating other
directions, professions, Life-Partners
less gung ho etc.


Sometimes he edges towards
solutions with her, sometimes
presenting even worst scenarios.


I counsel him on practicalities. Why not?


Mostly, though, I’m paid to worry.  


We meet weekly and go over the
most raging upsets.


Client quite relieved.


“I can breathe knowing you got my
neurotic back!”

Jack not without wit for a serious fellow.                                                                

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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

 

His Teaching Career, Spanned


 by “Introduce Yourself” paragraphs

         
          Wender College

September 4, 1987

Hi, I’m Cindy, but my Mom
calls me Cindy-Lou, which
I prefer.

-

September 6, 2017


First, I was born into the Whore Caste,
aka Women...

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Saturday, January 04, 2014

 

All Work etc.


Destinations

Finally achieving physician,
machinist, whatever ace,
but no breathing space

for a fun week at the cove. Rather,
further goals the way the game

runs. Marriage in the echo-
ing cathedral quite desirable
in there somewhere. Love, possibly.

But you, wreck, with your wry little
face, lay down card after card as if

you have forever. Shorting
your own deck.

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Sunday, June 02, 2013

 
Bucking Bronco Riders

When your head hits the ground,
it’s time to let go.


So does every profession
have its clever warning.

Lots of wit goes into
rounding together. Those

intending evil to you
even as we speak 
being no dumbbells.

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Monday, March 18, 2013

 

A Nice Bar


-I’m pulling a double shift. Linky got the flu.

-I’ll go easy on my drinking, Rita.

-As long as you don’t on your tipping. We had teachers in here last night talking about the new pope. He was a Crazy Bird in a Parliament of Fools or some such.

-Just shop talk. If it were machinists, they’d have their own in-language, jokes and puns too.

-More big spenders from the East!

-Bartender slang. You’re not immune.

-Never noticed.

-...they probably said Parliament of Fowls. From Chaucer.

-Yeah! That’s what they said! I thought it was basketball. Do you know everything?

-Let’s just say I’ve been educated far beyond my abilities.







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Sunday, April 19, 2009

 

Professionals


-Welcome to he profession!

-Shaw said each one was a conspiracy, and John Stewart Mill said he never saw a professional discussion that didn’t get around to fleecing the public.

-See that beautiful standalone building we're approaching?
Our headquarters. And once you cross the threshold...

-I understand.

-Rather automatic really.

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