Friday, September 28, 2018
Intensely Sociological Question
Labels: class, sex, snobbery, Yale
Friday, March 16, 2018
On playing fields of Eton,
lush mid future power
lushes,
Waterloos get won!
Can you, like, imagine?
Mistresses of such men can
not, since pretty myths
try few male subtleties
of earnest sport
and jolly war.
Or, mayhaps,
the feminine
bullshit detector
kicks in.
Labels: Eton, feminine, male, snobbery, Waterloo, wealth, Wellington
Saturday, July 29, 2017
Three For Then
The Man Who Scheduled Every Minute
forgot everything of a morning.
No worry, backed up on all his devices?
He forgot that too.
Finally his phone vibrated and chimed madly.
“You’re Randall!” it announced.
“I’m Randall!” screamed he.
And all flooded back.
The Man Who Couldn’t Stop Eating
played furous tennis each morning
with his Chief Doctor.
Who usually surrendered. “You have
the metabolism of a Pittsburgh
Blast Furnace!”
He banked those fires to sleep,
dreaming of food...then sex.
The Wedding and Reception
Zach had nary a snobbish bone.
Thus married he his housekeeper.
His mother repeated egalitarian
moments of his childhood at the
reception.
Her side wasn’t much interested.
They had cried copiously at
the wedding, and now devoured
food and drink.
Prior to dancing maniacally to
Newton and the New Tones.
Their Chief, who gave her away,
gathered himself enough to
try out the slogan.
Expect Perfection Honda Wife!
Their present proved a dedicated iPad
containing her revised manual.
Labels: eating, egalitarian, Honda, metabolism.wedding, perfection, reception, reminder, schedule, snobbery, time
Monday, July 22, 2013
The Great Chain of Beans
Dismissing Minnie
-Minnie has been dismissed. I don’t like this idea
of her and the children still texting.
-The children accept your authority and think
you’re insane.
-They’ll learn that Place is golden. Minnie forgot hers.
And is STILL for-
-God you’re a Neanderthal! Should I grow my hair long so you can drag me?
-God is in his place and all others below in order. That makes for Peace, the opposite to Neanderthal chaos.
-And we’re in a pretty cushy slot, due to your Old Man’s money.
-It’s only natural that I preserve a system favoring us, but it’s God-ordained.
-Was God always on the side of the Rich?
-To favor everyone, yes.
Labels: hierarchy, knowing place, rich, snobbery, social position, stacked deck
