Monday, July 09, 2018

 

Fey-Gay Cooking?



He has packed the small box with his knives and measuring spoons and a few books.


Pops in Producer then.


“Why did you pack? Did I TELL you to?” She seems angry, as if he didn’t wait for her solid final word.


Then she holds up Variety.
FEY GAY COOKING SHOWS REBOUND!


“Might wanna add to that dinky box for a new two-year run!”


Complains to longtime girl bud, Mary Kane, that evening.


Who told him we let others decide!
“Our story!--though got a job again at any rate.”


“Fey? Do you see fey in me?”


“Nope. I see--excuse the expression--masculine. And down-home funny!”


“And gay?”


“One out of two ain’t bad!”


“Am I to show a lot of ballpark food, so I’m not over-poopy-precious?”


“Good! Patent some greasy horror and
get rich! Then fey, not fey? Who gives
a shit? Above the battle so with do-re-me!”


“Never. Sadly, never.”


“Oh well! They tootle, we dance! So WHAT? You’re still yourself!”


“And that’s not much!”


“Your pals gratefully take it!”

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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

 

How Tragedy Is Defined in Advanced Societies


Kit, First Rate,
working for a Second
Rate Company

producing Third Rate Products
in a Fourth Rate City 


of a Fifth Rate State.
Marries a Sixth Rater,

and they move to a Seventh Rate Suburb.

Can this go on?

Exploded when reaching Twentieth Rate.

Personally.

Oh yes! After all, how long can immunity last?

Doing well considering such a descent, but will

never get back to First.

Maybe Third?

Thirds are much beloved!


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Monday, July 22, 2013

 

The Great Chain of Beans



Dismissing Minnie

-Minnie has been dismissed. I don’t like this idea
of her and the children still texting.

-The children accept your authority and think
you’re insane.

-They’ll learn that Place is golden. Minnie forgot hers.
And is STILL for-

-God you’re a Neanderthal! Should I grow my hair long so you can drag me?

-God is in his place and all others below in order. That makes for Peace, the opposite to Neanderthal chaos.

-And we’re in a pretty cushy slot, due to your Old Man’s money.

-It’s only natural that I preserve a system favoring us, but it’s God-ordained.

-Was God always on the side of the Rich?

-To favor everyone, yes.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

 
Florida County Wants To Add In God We Trust To Seal

Uh uh. Off the reservation.
Those closest must invoke
only. A hierarchy thing. Thus

in Washington DC, air is thick
with this specific reference.

Professors call it all The Great
Chain of Beans.

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