Wednesday, July 06, 2022

 

Dynamic

 Woman forgot nothing marries--adds 

to everyone's burdens presently! 


Except Groom’s, a steady-state-

drunk laughing this newest farce 


away. Both tribes despair

at the ludicrous match, fret


fate of Clans' staid bourgeois

reputations when kids erratically born? 


So what? Life, itself, struggles

regardless. "Big Deal!" tee-


totales she between his un-

conscionable belts of crap-booze: 

Endless Loop! 


Yeah, but our Bride smells nice still! 

Meantime Groom-Souse drops vile 

poop, proclaiming the grunting-while


his muddled stores of bitterly disagreeing knowledge as the only way to begin getting anywhere in learned discourse. For answer, she 


giggles here and there as to him as 

“#1 sexy bastard going!” (referencing 


those few times he’s half-sober…

or brutally hungover.)


They’ve bought motorcycle!


She, only, drives for he's

forever fogged when plotting

to seek a license.


But and a MUST! She’s only happy In CONTROL. That never, ever, has 

changed. Nor will. 


Uh, True Love, then, knows more

then it lets on? That awfully Weird, 

Yes?


Nope. Is what is...just is!

That's all.


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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

 

The Women Who Choose Unconscious Men


Okay, so that’s just a headline! Some
refining required.


Was the man unconscious to begin, or
trained thusly?...


and unconscious means unaware of
responsibility.


Let’s get out of the way that some
women think the state most desirable--
managerial types mostly, though another
reaction, rare of course, has Nora M
of Fairbanks, Alaska referring to her
husband as “pretty.”


(Well, I’ve staked out the territory and
am needed elsewhere. And I prefer--
just  a sidelight--that the bedtime
outfit my girlfriend has bought me
not be called a “nighty.”)

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Friday, March 09, 2018

 

Topics


His three exes are meeting!


He confides to fellow representative, Steph,
because she’s motherly: “I had no idea they
even knew each other.”


On the Big Day, she laughs “Your ears
burning yet?”


What he felt he knew: where each would
get the tourist trolley to THE MADDING
CROWD…books and belly at the end.


And that each would order a Latte Bathsheba.


But he missed the Prune Danish and subsequent
half hour banter on same.


Actually it was all like one of those sports shows
where the topics are listed and they never get
to yours.


In the two hours, he was not even mentioned!


The women liked each other, and met again.
His name wasn’t forbidden or anything.
Just never rose to top of list.


He could vaguely feel the neglect and
wondered to Roger.


Who ignored such vagueness to blurt
“I’m declaring my love to Laurel, the
new woman in the office!”


“Last year it was Brad!”


“A gay year!”


“Will you alternate from here on?”


“Delay putting that in your Master Plan
For the Universe!”


“I control nothing! In fact, I’m haunted by
what women are saying…or not saying!”


“Same thing”

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Thursday, February 22, 2018

 

The Art of Adjustment


Rink’s little social experiments
constantly flopped.


Leaving Live-in Melsy to suggest,“Why don’t we just let things settle in by themselves this time? Just...take it easy!”

He agreed, but didn’t act that way.


She started packing her things.


So they finally had the talk he had promised.


And he became less Firebrand, and more Cuddle Bunny.


Their politics reverting to sweetly Left.


Uh huh? say you. He’ll try again
to control her.


Nope.


Hope, then, that the prevailing Hieronymus Bosch Conservatives, too, will uncover a personal life?


Mid Guns, and Rights crying out!


It’s Sex won’t listen.


Divine Plan.

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Sunday, December 31, 2017

 

Language of Friends


-You go right ahead and control EVERYTHING!
You think!

-Thank you! I so yearn for your approval!

-You’re gonna die and won’t know what
the fuck happened!

-Does anybody? Besides, you any better?

-Worse!

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Thursday, December 29, 2016

 

Minds


Rodney counseled Lena that
-There are ways to do things
without losing your mind!

Lena allowed that there were, her
girlfriends handling life better, and
THEN losing their minds.

-Then be like them, then. Normal!

Rodney crusaded for status quo.

Be insane for Lena to drop him mid
all of the others.

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Sunday, February 07, 2016

 

Short, But w/ Family Emotion


When Uncle Rack gave Bertsy a used laptop for college, he requested a Thank-You note practically instantly.

Phoned often, ostensibly to talk football, the university ranked.

Finally, drunk, both, Bertsy and roommate Ock, return laptop to sunporch.

“Thanx unc but decided to go cuneiform!” note avers

"Goddamn brat gotta lot t'learn!"
 

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

 

Significant

Other decides
alongside un-
savories. You

discover and jam
that particular
vehicle into reverse.

Then crow
to yourself.

Before waking.
Walking life also

hands one con-
trol issues.

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