Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Rocco and Possible Republican, Jinky-Joe
ROCCO
Funny moment on Saturday Night Live. Fake Sarah passed
somewhat genuine one.
JINKY-JOE
How'd the real one do on the show?
ROCCO
Like one totally tight-assed broad.
JINKY-JOE
No surprise. Not her turf. I testified once and was a wreck.
Courthouse not my turf. Platform's her turf.
ROCCO
Yeah, riling up the morons.
JINKY-JOE
You think all Republicans morons?
ROCCO
Not the multitudinous thieves. They're clever. I don't know
where that leaves a closet Republican like you.
JINKY-JOE
Not smart enough to steal.
ROCCO
Therefore a moron.
JINKY-JOE
Hey! I still could vote for the black terrorist Muslin.
ROCCO
No chance.
JINKY-JOE
Well I do lean to Simmering Mac. Hey old guys get up to
piss five times a night! Red phone rings, he's wide awake.
ROCCO
That stupid prick is liable to order the bombing of Alabama.
JINKY-JOE
No way! California maybe.
ROCCO
You ARE a moron like him.
JINKY-JOE
Well, I'm credentialed. Been married four times.
Rocco resides in the Southern portion of Philadelphia, a city Democratic by an astonishing margin,
ROCCO
Funny moment on Saturday Night Live. Fake Sarah passed
somewhat genuine one.
JINKY-JOE
How'd the real one do on the show?
ROCCO
Like one totally tight-assed broad.
JINKY-JOE
No surprise. Not her turf. I testified once and was a wreck.
Courthouse not my turf. Platform's her turf.
ROCCO
Yeah, riling up the morons.
JINKY-JOE
You think all Republicans morons?
ROCCO
Not the multitudinous thieves. They're clever. I don't know
where that leaves a closet Republican like you.
JINKY-JOE
Not smart enough to steal.
ROCCO
Therefore a moron.
JINKY-JOE
Hey! I still could vote for the black terrorist Muslin.
ROCCO
No chance.
JINKY-JOE
Well I do lean to Simmering Mac. Hey old guys get up to
piss five times a night! Red phone rings, he's wide awake.
ROCCO
That stupid prick is liable to order the bombing of Alabama.
JINKY-JOE
No way! California maybe.
ROCCO
You ARE a moron like him.
JINKY-JOE
Well, I'm credentialed. Been married four times.
Rocco resides in the Southern portion of Philadelphia, a city Democratic by an astonishing margin,
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