Tuesday, November 04, 2008

 
Rocco and Possible Republican, Jinky-Joe


ROCCO
Funny moment on Saturday Night Live. Fake Sarah passed
somewhat genuine one.

JINKY-JOE
How'd the real one do on the show?

ROCCO
Like one totally tight-assed broad.

JINKY-JOE
No surprise. Not her turf. I testified once and was a wreck.
Courthouse not my turf. Platform's her turf.

ROCCO
Yeah, riling up the morons.

JINKY-JOE
You think all Republicans morons?

ROCCO
Not the multitudinous thieves. They're clever. I don't know
where that leaves a closet Republican like you.

JINKY-JOE
Not smart enough to steal.

ROCCO
Therefore a moron.

JINKY-JOE
Hey! I still could vote for the black terrorist Muslin.

ROCCO
No chance.

JINKY-JOE
Well I do lean to Simmering Mac. Hey old guys get up to
piss five times a night! Red phone rings, he's wide awake.

ROCCO
That stupid prick is liable to order the bombing of Alabama.

JINKY-JOE
No way! California maybe.

ROCCO
You ARE a moron like him.

JINKY-JOE
Well, I'm credentialed. Been married four times.


Rocco resides in the Southern portion of Philadelphia, a city Democratic by an astonishing margin,

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