Monday, December 15, 2008
Young Bright Guys
Range behind old guys
at Congressional Hearings
When Exec stumbles at
answering, youngster
lunges forward, dis-
placing a deep slice of air
reeking of stale farts.
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no posts till Jan 6
Range behind old guys
at Congressional Hearings
When Exec stumbles at
answering, youngster
lunges forward, dis-
placing a deep slice of air
reeking of stale farts.
-------
no posts till Jan 6
Labels: hearings
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Baggage
One conveys, also does
other party. Common
sense: knock it up to double then?
Uh uh. 4x? 16? 64? Nope. Since
relationship can be rat’s
nest of paradox, sum
can’t even be guessed. Science
endeavoring, you constantly hear,
but should heave
in the sponge.
One conveys, also does
other party. Common
sense: knock it up to double then?
Uh uh. 4x? 16? 64? Nope. Since
relationship can be rat’s
nest of paradox, sum
can’t even be guessed. Science
endeavoring, you constantly hear,
but should heave
in the sponge.
Labels: relationships
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Side Effect
-Our lawyer says they're full of shit.
-Well the warning was specific, though pill mostly placebo,
really. Just a few bits of toxic shit.
-Well got her sure enough!
-Terrible. Did she actually turn...?
-Purple. Except her eyes, Yellow as can be and popping out.
Then the awful shriek!
-And that's all she wrote.
-No, she wasn't writing anything.
-Just an expression.
-Just to lose five pounds.
-I'm worried about a settlement. Precise Language of disclaimer.
-They nailed how it happened to her all right.
-Whole paragraph on the yellow popping eyes.
-Who’d ever read that and believe it?
-It’s always too late afterwards.
-You a clergyman or something?
-Our lawyer says they're full of shit.
-Well the warning was specific, though pill mostly placebo,
really. Just a few bits of toxic shit.
-Well got her sure enough!
-Terrible. Did she actually turn...?
-Purple. Except her eyes, Yellow as can be and popping out.
Then the awful shriek!
-And that's all she wrote.
-No, she wasn't writing anything.
-Just an expression.
-Just to lose five pounds.
-I'm worried about a settlement. Precise Language of disclaimer.
-They nailed how it happened to her all right.
-Whole paragraph on the yellow popping eyes.
-Who’d ever read that and believe it?
-It’s always too late afterwards.
-You a clergyman or something?
Labels: side effects
Friday, December 12, 2008
At The Sheraton
We at Club Level wear
our ascendance lightly.
Athletic gear at breakfast
as an example. I ladle
scrambled eggs over
my scone, astounding
to the bourgeoisie...if
allowed to thus witness.
We at Club Level wear
our ascendance lightly.
Athletic gear at breakfast
as an example. I ladle
scrambled eggs over
my scone, astounding
to the bourgeoisie...if
allowed to thus witness.
Labels: American Royalty
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Philly’s Mount Airy Elite
of a penetratingly chilly
morning, emptying from
mansions and gym-
sized apartments
in sleep wear.
Auto glass everywhere, glint-
ing weakly. Furious Murder
shouteth then ’pon the frost air.
If perp bumbled by with pet
crowbar, he'd be torn limb
from larceny! Bloody
pyjamas small price to pay.
Seeketh thee Better Angels?
None here in beautiful Mt Airy
of olden, Quaker Philadelphia.
of a penetratingly chilly
morning, emptying from
mansions and gym-
sized apartments
in sleep wear.
Auto glass everywhere, glint-
ing weakly. Furious Murder
shouteth then ’pon the frost air.
If perp bumbled by with pet
crowbar, he'd be torn limb
from larceny! Bloody
pyjamas small price to pay.
Seeketh thee Better Angels?
None here in beautiful Mt Airy
of olden, Quaker Philadelphia.
Labels: crime, Philadelphia
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I got in touch with my feelings,
and all that crap. --Annie Hall
Nail crap after
a phase of it,
fervent, almost
religious. You,
fool, but so what?
Another social-psycho-
logical vehicle slides
to the curb, & ape-
shit into it. Now at last!
the marvel-
ous answer. How
skip it earlier?
Vile Idiots!
and all that crap. --Annie Hall
Nail crap after
a phase of it,
fervent, almost
religious. You,
fool, but so what?
Another social-psycho-
logical vehicle slides
to the curb, & ape-
shit into it. Now at last!
the marvel-
ous answer. How
skip it earlier?
Vile Idiots!
Labels: feelings
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
The Weak-Stream Boys Stop For Almond Joys
Proprietor as old. Crabby
at the use of the can.
Woods in rear remain
lonely, dank, and drear.
And they have much to fear,
but dribbling leagues to go
before decay’s buffet.
Proprietor as old. Crabby
at the use of the can.
Woods in rear remain
lonely, dank, and drear.
And they have much to fear,
but dribbling leagues to go
before decay’s buffet.
Labels: prostate
Monday, December 08, 2008
The Flower Committee
or All You Have to Understand about Politics
Sent funeral flowers.
People had to be begged
my first year onboard.
Last: "Reason for this meeting
is to block____for Flower Committee.”
or All You Have to Understand about Politics
Sent funeral flowers.
People had to be begged
my first year onboard.
Last: "Reason for this meeting
is to block____for Flower Committee.”
Labels: politics
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Repartee
-Why?
-WHY?
-You should say Why not? Or a variation.
Or even a total curve ball from another and
unexpected quarter.
-Why?
-Why?
-WHY?
-You should say Why not? Or a variation.
Or even a total curve ball from another and
unexpected quarter.
-Why?
Labels: conversation
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Coach
-How do you feel about businessmen using football metaphors?
We're at the line of scrimmage and need to find the other
firm’s defensive weaknesses!
-It's stupid.
-How about coaches using real world metaphors?
This team is climbing a mountain without rappelling ropes.
-What asshole said that?
-You.
-Oh well, inside-football is boring to everyone but coaches
and players, so we spice it up.
-Can we quote you on any of this?
-Just this one: Fuck you!
-How do you feel about businessmen using football metaphors?
We're at the line of scrimmage and need to find the other
firm’s defensive weaknesses!
-It's stupid.
-How about coaches using real world metaphors?
This team is climbing a mountain without rappelling ropes.
-What asshole said that?
-You.
-Oh well, inside-football is boring to everyone but coaches
and players, so we spice it up.
-Can we quote you on any of this?
-Just this one: Fuck you!
Labels: football, football metaphors
Friday, December 05, 2008
Sunshine Loot
Actual little houses midst barren fields. Spotted
among the Recreation Center, Pool, Churches,
golf courses, boutiques, ah! “Proposed” of
course. O Florida, hast thou changed from
sleazy yore of speculators’ bloated dreams,
ass falling out of their own seedy pants?
Actual little houses midst barren fields. Spotted
among the Recreation Center, Pool, Churches,
golf courses, boutiques, ah! “Proposed” of
course. O Florida, hast thou changed from
sleazy yore of speculators’ bloated dreams,
ass falling out of their own seedy pants?
Labels: Developers, Florida
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Santa
-Okay. Don't respect me, but respect the uniform!
-Fuck you Santa! Junkie and boozer!
-Santa transcendent! He beats the odds!
-Oh yeah? Well, remembering yet another chapter:
I'm not about to let any kid of mine sit on your lap.
-Oh ye of little faith!
-Uh huh. Well, it's never been a problem. Quite the opposite.
-Well, fuck you squared! And all the way from the North Pole!
Up your smug ass from Donner and Blitzen! Plus the three
wise men for good measure!
-Stay with the secular. It forms a nation surrounded by swamps of
fools, knaves, and maniacs. Of myths and of The Church.
-Where’s the romance in you?
-Killed by aforementioned.
-Okay. Don't respect me, but respect the uniform!
-Fuck you Santa! Junkie and boozer!
-Santa transcendent! He beats the odds!
-Oh yeah? Well, remembering yet another chapter:
I'm not about to let any kid of mine sit on your lap.
-Oh ye of little faith!
-Uh huh. Well, it's never been a problem. Quite the opposite.
-Well, fuck you squared! And all the way from the North Pole!
Up your smug ass from Donner and Blitzen! Plus the three
wise men for good measure!
-Stay with the secular. It forms a nation surrounded by swamps of
fools, knaves, and maniacs. Of myths and of The Church.
-Where’s the romance in you?
-Killed by aforementioned.
Labels: religion, Santa, secular
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Not Fair to Say GOP Offered No Hope!
They sought to further laden
Rich Tables. With the HOPE
mid-class rabble could
cadge a few scraps.
& ambition!
They sought to further laden
Rich Tables. With the HOPE
mid-class rabble could
cadge a few scraps.
& ambition!
Monday, December 01, 2008
Hustlers
-Where to job-pounce?
-Not for you as registered GOP.
-Pardon? That old thing?
-Oh, switched like me!
-Let's partner. Our own business.
-What's hot?
-Construction. Infrastructure has fallen apart.
-Well...we both know guys.
-Yup. Let's help them fuck the government.
-Just NOT that. We'll get bridges and roads.
-And rich!
-Where to job-pounce?
-Not for you as registered GOP.
-Pardon? That old thing?
-Oh, switched like me!
-Let's partner. Our own business.
-What's hot?
-Construction. Infrastructure has fallen apart.
-Well...we both know guys.
-Yup. Let's help them fuck the government.
-Just NOT that. We'll get bridges and roads.
-And rich!
Labels: lobbyist, political jobs
