Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Grandma in Transition
CONGRESSMAN
Gotta throw Grandma under the bus all at
once!
Can’t be gradual, or you’ll have
Democrats and other Goody-Two-Shoes pulling her back by the legs while
you’re trying to fling her good!
LOBBYIST
Some image!
CONGRESSMAN
Was fuckin English Major!
LOBBYIST
Your speeches often quoted.
CONGRESSMAN
Yeah, but for the wrong reasons. Media
needs Simon Legree!
Not familiar with that gentleman.
CONGRESSMAN
No matter. You’re a product of dumbed-down
education.
Smart enough to know this scotch is
smoky silk!
CONGRESSMAN
Son, only Congressmen and billionaires
can afford
this scotch.
LOBBYIST
Have a hunch it’ll prove expensive to
me.
First sensible thing you said.
Labels: billiionaire, bribery, Congress, Congressman, Grandma, lobbyist, Simon Legree
