Friday, October 03, 2014
The Fun of Rancor
Opposing Chairs
-Well, you groused and orated, but used the grimy regulations
to raise more money than us.
-We had a choice? Your Court rammed it in and broke it off.
We walk around with it in there, or we don‘t walk!
-And you beat us again with a vigorous young person! Uh huh?
Half vacant!
-And you’re monumentally pissed! Having come so close
with your corn-fed prissy. Oh well, let the dance begin!
You’ll oppose the President on everything, however petty,
for his first term. And odds are he’ll get a second.
-We’ll blow him outa the water before that!
-Uh huh? In the second, you’ll investigate everyone and his
grandmother. Throwing up pictures of the old broad's cunt
on monitors around the hearing room.
-You exaggerate! Somewhat. But if your boy gets two
terms, he leaves on a Rascal Scooter!
Labels: Democrat, investigation, Party Chairs, petty opposition, Rascal Scooter, Republican, sexism, women