Friday, October 14, 2016

 

Time, or Subject to Change


 Detective Mel Rogarty typed
in HSSS on his Smith Corona
Manual.

“He said, she said.”

Pulled out the paper and stamped
CLOSED, inked in the date.
...

Detective Rhonda Fleving entered HSSS
into the Consider Reopen Program.

Last year, nineteen of one hundred
seventy went through to conviction.

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Saturday, May 02, 2015

 

An Innocent Anent


Young Raxxy invited to the Big Christmas Party,
unheard of for a first-year employee.

Unfortunately, the cruder types said things
such as "Who did YOU blow?" They turned
everything to teasing sex. No surprise there.

And were, of course, jealous.

Mrs Carker and Ms Miller schooled on what
to say in the receiving line. Light. Pleasant.

They rehearsed him in the warehouse, cardboard
boxes representing the founder and his usually
soused wife.

Ms Miller put her hand on his ass to represent
what the wife might do, and the women couldn't
stop laughing.

Came the Big Night and he blushed a bit while
wishing the  couple Merry Christmas, and
mentioning the snow promised by the hysterical
local channel.

Whereupon Dr Massey gripped his hand super-
tightly, looked scarletly terrified, and died.

There were jokes after a suitable period,
and a bit of celebrity.

But immediately after, Detective Minsker
and Patrolman Held kept exploring his
comment as to the snow.

Raxxy seemed permanently red to them, suspicious.

Minsker finally told Held to let the young 

man go. “These pure types piss me off no end!”

“Frauds, like everybody else.”

“Yeah, but we can't pinch him for being an asshole.”

Darlene Billingsly-Marks finally told him that all
the girls at work were scared of him.

"But I'm not."



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Friday, October 03, 2014

 

The Fun of Rancor


Opposing Chairs

-Well, you groused and orated, but used the grimy regulations
to raise more money than us.

-We had a choice? Your Court rammed it in and broke it off.
We walk around with it in there, or we don‘t walk!

-And you beat us again with a vigorous young person! Uh huh?
Half vacant!

-And you’re monumentally pissed! Having come so close
with your corn-fed prissy. Oh well, let the dance begin!
You’ll oppose the President on everything, however petty,
for his first term. And odds are he’ll get a second.

-We’ll blow him outa the water before that!

-Uh huh? In the second, you’ll investigate everyone and his
grandmother. Throwing up pictures of the old broad's cunt
on monitors around the hearing room.

-You exaggerate! Somewhat. But if your boy gets two
terms, he leaves on a Rascal Scooter!




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Tuesday, June 04, 2013

 

IRS Targets Sheer Reactionaries?


There’s bright
principle

at the bottom
of the bottom

of all of this. We
must protect rights
of idiots.

The Congress being
the resonant body.

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