Friday, April 10, 2015
The Final Solution
-The Catholic Church is too nit-picky in declaring
martyrs, and it therefore takes too long. Thus, we’ve started The Martyrs’ Bureau.
-And as a Conservative Protestant Patriot, I’m applying!
-Who’s tormenting you?
-Hollywood!
-No one takes them seriously!
-Then, other religious. All because I insist that God
is a tree and not a rock!
-Let me get my pen.
Labels: Catholic, martyr, martyrdom, Protestant, religion
