Tuesday, June 13, 2017
Codename: Delphinium
Dell Finn shook Clifford with the secret.
Martyred Women Anonymous had
targeted him.
But why? His breakups had been
amicable, two divorces the same.
“Their strategy, in that anyone can
possibly comprehend it, has edged
over to picking a dull guy, pretending
he’s flamboyant.”
“I don’t get it!”
“You never do. That’s what they count on.
But you have me in your corner!”
That proved not enough, what with fighting
through picket lines, and having work disrupted
by chanting and singing sirens of modernity.
Anyway, Bill Haskins finally issued him two months
leave to stay with his brother, Dr Jerome Haskins,
at Bide-a-Bit.
Security was good there and the harpies couldn’t
fight through.
But they were exceedingly more clever than
anyone could have guessed.
Male Nurse Victor had been planted a few
months earlier.
He had been Clifford’s first divorce.
The ensuing sex change so thorough that
Cliff had no clue now. Sound familiar?
Managed to tape all his therapy sessions.
MWA has reserved airtime next month to finish
blowing him out of the water!
Bide-a-Bit would have to go too. Collateral Damage
of the recent sort. Yet, horror enablers too!
Anyway, normal, but prosaic, men put on notice!
The Cause beginning to take giant steps over
small bodies.
Labels: breakups, cause, clueless, divorce, martyr, mental hospital, prosaic, small fry
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Three Women
THE ONE THAT WENT ALL IN
Her chance at...!
Significantly younger he, but...!
Uh huh?
A danger he'd find someone fresher?
Ah but these seemingly mismatched
lovers really really discovered...! Not.
After the previous question answered
serially.
Back to the gang, slowwww to forgive.
And, of course, Steady Eddie, who
experimented with a bit of revenge,
but dropped it since the Giants were
on TV that afternoon.
THE ONE WHO STAYED
And stayed and stayed. Until HE left.
Quite the Catholic, but the Church
won't declare her a Martyr.
But she is, Academy Award!
THE ONE WHO FLED INTO ZERO ARMS
Had to escape to breathe!
It got too lonely, however.
So back to the bunch, and whatshisface.
Everyone feared his cruel streak would
come out in their frequent fights,
but he embarked on a Doctorate.
Labels: breakup, leaving, martyr, men, relationship, revenge, women
Friday, April 10, 2015
The Final Solution
-The Catholic Church is too nit-picky in declaring
martyrs, and it therefore takes too long. Thus, we’ve started The Martyrs’ Bureau.
-And as a Conservative Protestant Patriot, I’m applying!
-Who’s tormenting you?
-Hollywood!
-No one takes them seriously!
-Then, other religious. All because I insist that God
is a tree and not a rock!
-Let me get my pen.
Labels: Catholic, martyr, martyrdom, Protestant, religion
