Wednesday, April 06, 2022
Murph
(is not me. He sees himself
as warring 'gainst hypocrisy. If you
invoke "Christian" he'll say
Oh yeah!--Folks who stuck
Jews in ovens?
You've been warned!"
...
-Yoh Murph! Church here
plans all-day Ukraine
Protest! Anything nasty to say
about that?
-Just mild surprise that they're
replacing biblical palaver featuring
basic or advanced lying with the
much-less-employed Action Faith!
-Be careful! You might have something
positive in there!
-Doubt it sincerely!
-Just remember that Scripture
will move even you!
As Faith moves mountains!
-Scripture can be tremendous stuff!
The Devil quotes it extensively.
-Ouch!
-In fact he relies on a veritable
ENCYCLOPEDIA.
-Labeled?
-Christian Hypocrisy!
-You're just angry is all. We professing Faith
are hardly perfect!
-But go on mouthing, as
long as there's a buck in it!
-Oh well, Auden says that we must love
our crooked neighbor
with our crooked heart!
-I'm waiting for so-called Christians
to acknowledge how bloody crooked theirs is!
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Labels: Christian, faith, Faith and lies, hypocrisy, lies, protest, Protestant, religion, Ukrainian
Thursday, March 01, 2018
On View
Labels: Constitution, honor, lying in state, preacher, Protestant
Friday, April 10, 2015
The Final Solution
-The Catholic Church is too nit-picky in declaring
martyrs, and it therefore takes too long. Thus, we’ve started The Martyrs’ Bureau.
-And as a Conservative Protestant Patriot, I’m applying!
-Who’s tormenting you?
-Hollywood!
-No one takes them seriously!
-Then, other religious. All because I insist that God
is a tree and not a rock!
-Let me get my pen.
Labels: Catholic, martyr, martyrdom, Protestant, religion
Saturday, October 11, 2014
(Mountaintops Taken)
Giru, Bowling Alley
-I worry ALL THE TIME!
-Nothing all the time.
-I thought, maybe God? Give it to...?
-Depends on which one.
-Was brought up Catholic.
-That's a good one for worry.
Jewish best. Various Protestant
sects a mollycoddle third.
-Leaving out Moslem.
-Those people? All they do is
kill each other!
-Sounds prejudiced, o Exalted One!
-A strong prejudice or two stamps
a character!
-Well...that does it for worry, then?
Now, there's another problem that...
-Stop! Gotta bowl.
-Do you get mostly strikes?
-Far from it. The sport defies goodness.
Three strikes and I'm outa here!
-Mixing your metaphors.
-Show your badge, Detective Language Police!
Labels: bowling, Catholic, God, guru, language, Moslem, Protestant
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Charity
Was easy
getting a Jew
or a Catholic,
but Protestants
often demurred
unless the purpose
suited the model
of producing boys--
later girls, even --
capable of advancing
Capitalism robustly.
And with such good noise,
never was heard the wet
assurance of asskissing.
Labels: Capitalism, Catholic, Charity, Jew, Protestant
