Monday, June 19, 2017

 

The Modern American Revolution:


 Left Talking

-El Comrado-Presidente 

goes to Miami.

-When things turn shit, seek
reactionaries to love and be
loved.

-Cubans and the Grand--and
Very Old--Party!

-If only they could dig up Fidel
and hang him!

-Make things great again?

-Like Prostitution! Really took a hit
way way back!

-What did the Revolution have
against girls?

-Anyway, our Christian Right could
help shepherd a Restoration!

-Viva Sluts!


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Tuesday, January 05, 2016

 

Signing Anyone Up?



-We need a Revolution!


-Last time I looked, each one of them
comprised of people. And all kinds.
Sorry, Republicans, with your bribing
billionaires!


-I think we can get Democrats.


-If they can extract themselves from footnotes?
Besides, they put a puppy in a commercial,
and figure it totally sews up the Women’s Vote.


-What do the Republicans put in a commercial?


-Worldwide Industrial Paradise where all choke to death!


-Brought to you by Free Market?


-And God on his better days!


-I heard He made a killing on commodities.


-That was War.


-Did Money ever lose a war?


-Maybe early on. Still want your revolution?


-Absolutely!


-Then you hafta understand the guys in the Havana Airport I saw. Sweepers. One asked

"Are we sweeping this floor for Socialism?"


“That, and coffee and cigarettes.” Smirking other.


-They took a half-hour break then.


-Are you saying Fidel lost them?


-Only his words. They loved him still.


-Is there...a bottom line in this somewhere?


-Neither party understands those guys:
The American Versions thereof!


-Who does?


-Trump!


-Jesus!


-He’ll bring around the coffee and cigarettes,
argue with them as to who’s more full of shit!


-We can still get these guys for the Revolution!


-Not in a textbook you can’t!






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