Monday, September 21, 2015
The Banker
-You’re sure then...safe room?
-If they did manage to tap in here, they’d
get Mickey Mouse with laryngitis.
-At any rate, I was the most righteous
when most criminal. Derivatives
addicted me. The crazier, the more
heroin-like!
-Democrats threatened jail time!
-Not an idle one. Hadda sweeten their pot.
-But as Republicans through and through,
how can we give...?
-Any port in a storm.
-Should the Grand Old Party worry?
-Not for a millisecond! Cut taxes on the rich
and fuck the bitch!
-Music to our ears. But...as to John Q?
-He’s included in the latter part.
-Likes the attention.
Labels: banker, banking, criminal, Democrats, derivatives, heroin, political bribe, Republican
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Keening
Speeding Up To the Mark. Not.
-Report says I'm not keen enough.
-How do you get that, anywayz?
-Some are, in their hobbies.
-But at work?
-It's the atmosphere today. Management
is keen on discovering new ways of
screwing you!
-Even in the unionized states, the membership
finds themselves giving back what they fought
hard for.
-The Democrats don't like it, and stand around
deciding something perhaps to maybe sorta do.
-And the Republicans in unrestrained glee!
-Cuz wez learnin our place?
-Do'n hit me, Massa! I be keen! I be keen!
Labels: Democrats, givebacks, keen, management, Republicans, slave, work evaluation
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Wall Street Execs, Bigtime
-Cargo pants hardly the look for The Street!
-I’m big enough to wear anything.
-Yeah! And besides, you like the huge pockets?
-This one for Republicans, this one for Democrats.
Labels: Democrats, Republicans, Wall Street
