Monday, July 03, 2017
Two with Odd Names
RELSLOW BOCHAM ADDERSLYNIK,
JENN-ABB SLIN.
They play with ancestors.
Actual Counts on his side, duels for women.
One of latter, Carlotta, from her side. Really.
At times, Jenn-Abb assumes her for fun.
(Other nickname Slinny. Preppy roots.)
They invent future based on names too.
Wears thin, and fall back on sex.
Somehow they later unify on creature from under
Antarctic Ice. With red proboscis, and other member the same in color and size.
Frozen lecher, OGGSNUH.
She knits him.
He designs bobbleheads: hundreds in house eventually.
Her girlfriend: WEIRD COUPLE–-especially when she smoulders on as Carlotta.
She: Normal. Just fun. Like his romantically violent Counts.
Anyway, they live there amid depictions.
And entertain with all the bobbleheads going at once.
Rare guests awarded the OGGSNUH of their choice in inebriated ceremony.
Labels: ancestry, bobblehead, Count, creativity, duel, eccentric wealth, role-playing
Monday, November 09, 2015
Becoming Decisive
-We're doing Second-Amendment Hamlet.
-How does that work? Or blast?
-Speeds it up. The horny King iced at about the eighth minute.
-And his slut, Ham's mom?
-Spared. Left to Heaven.
-That's Lady Macbeth!
-Same theme. Keep the Woman Interest.
-Speaking of which, the beautiful Ophelia?
-Still goes bananas. I have her wending whackily through the
audience, strewing posies.
-Lovely! but a distraction. Nice 38 on hand, and just one corpse
so far? What a waste!
-Not to fret! Polonious and her brother Laerties then dispatched!
-No loss with the old bullshitter, but wasn’t Laerties a bud? Ham’s
Man-Crush! Or was that Horatio?
-Played the field. Tragic accident anyway. Our scattered hero
aiming at a hare loose at court. After all, we have a tragedy here!
Need senseless elements like life itself. Anyway, you just don’t
let up!
-And when Ham gets it in the duel? Well, who’s left with poisoned
rapier to do it?
-Osric, the flit. And New King!
-HE can’t say Good night, sweet Prince, and flights of angels
sing thee to your rest! Too swishy!
-Rosencrantz and Guilderstern in rock n' roll duet. A totally nice bit!
-With video of the angels wearing NRA jackets?
-Vests, so the wings poke through.
Labels: angels, duel, Good Night sweet Prince, gun control, guns, Hamlet, NRA, Second Amendment
