Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Ratings
-Some TV fan site gives a “Female Masturbation Warning”
for Fleabag.
-Oh? I hope she’s not TOO into that.
-Needs vaguely significant other?
-Or hobby.
Labels: fan, female, Fleabag, masturbation, rating, significant other, TV
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Winning and “Grace”
My team pulls one out
we should have lost.
It's a miracle and so crush-
ing to the other club
whom we hate. How rich
to lord it over them,
gloating. So so easy and
decidedly so Un-Playing Fields of
Eton and other gentlemen's crap.
Thus a kind of short, social rap then,
giddy revolution of the impotent.
Labels: athletic tradition, athletics, fan, team
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
My Team Loses
and I restage
incidents which
might have gone
another way.
But, get over it,
being a tepid 5 on
the Fan Scale. 10s
weep and gnash, forever
resembling let-
down patriots. Well,
the mouthier variety.
New Haven Arena once:
an old man refusing to rise
for National Anthem and
viciously menaced by
a trio of drunks. Is he res-
olute or ill? Fortunately, hockey
game flashes into life. Actually,
a drunk makes the best patriot.
In initial fervor.
After berating your pansy diffidence,
he suddenly crawls in apology,
then bawls over an unjust rain
of personal tragedies always re-
sponsibility of others. Must be,
at any rate, a parade some-
where. Or mercurials
anxious to start one.
and I restage
incidents which
might have gone
another way.
But, get over it,
being a tepid 5 on
the Fan Scale. 10s
weep and gnash, forever
resembling let-
down patriots. Well,
the mouthier variety.
New Haven Arena once:
an old man refusing to rise
for National Anthem and
viciously menaced by
a trio of drunks. Is he res-
olute or ill? Fortunately, hockey
game flashes into life. Actually,
a drunk makes the best patriot.
In initial fervor.
After berating your pansy diffidence,
he suddenly crawls in apology,
then bawls over an unjust rain
of personal tragedies always re-
sponsibility of others. Must be,
at any rate, a parade some-
where. Or mercurials
anxious to start one.
Labels: fan, patriotism
