Thursday, November 17, 2016
Krill and Moe
-Let us speak of the American Economic Miracle!
-Where the entirely crooked businessman breaks no laws?
-When he dies they’ll screw him into the ground!
-Saving, thus, casket price? You’re just jealous.
-I’ve missed many thieving opportunities.
-Your loss is my pain.
-Genuine?
-Nah!
-Then...is nothing?
-Bingo!
Labels: American Dream, business, crook, cynicism, Economics, legal crooks, Nihilism, tax evasion
Monday, April 25, 2016
Perilous Wealth
Jerry and Cart
-I’m glad I’m not rich! All that lying!
-You’re too nervous, and you’d cave!
-Tell the truth?
-If you still could recognize it!
-End up in Danbury?
-Rare, but possible in your cowardly case.
-I suppose you’re happy I’m finally being punished!
-Yes and no. It IS one hell of an imposition that the waiting
lists for the tennis and golf pros are so long!
-God help me!
Labels: Crimes of Rich, Danbury, Federal Crimes, low security prisons, tax evasion
Friday, November 20, 2015
Droit des...
Never paid Federal Income Tax.
Assumed in his country that
some families didn't.
And, unlike The States, ingenious
lawyers didn't torture the language
explaining why.
Until. His friends persuaded him that
he must run for office, rescuing,
thereby, the Nation!
His imported American Campaign Manager
spoke of optics. So he offered a one-time
settlement, quite moderate. Tax Authority
announced him in compliance.
Made him ill: "What this country has come to!"
Labels: income tax, lawyers, politics, privilege, Right, tax evasion, wealth
Thursday, April 05, 2012
The 1% Rise in Protest!
They pay, they pronounce,
what’s legally owed in
taxes. Change the law!
rag they if you don’t
especially cotton to it.
In the Land of the Free
one man’s Law is
another’s screwing.
But it’s so important
for the Nation that
the Rich soldier on
as they face impiety
from all sides,
save the legislative.
Labels: 1%, tax evasion, wealthy
Friday, July 08, 2011
Peasants on the Grass, Alas
Pitchforks waving against Republicans’
posher clients scratching up no income tax.
Mustn’t hurt these wily ones,
of course, so they trombone:
Reform the Whole Tax Code! What
about majestic widths of stance
cannot you fuckbrains understand?
Labels: income tax, Republican, tax evasion
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tax Purposes
“Gotten too musty in there. Hygienist says leave the door slightly open. At any rate, that American flag is particularly foul. Send it out for cleaning.
And I've ignored that email request that you enjoy
lunch in there. That's not a Swiss question.
Are you sure you're Swiss?”
Labels: tax evasion
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Crooks
-Obama wants huge billions to pry things loose.
And the rich, through their Republican lackeys,
are screaming about higher taxes.
-No higher taxes. Let‘s just have them bring back their
offshore money. It’s the amount that should be taxed,
not the rate, that must be in question.
-Are you calling them crooks?
-I’m calling them crooks.
-Obama wants huge billions to pry things loose.
And the rich, through their Republican lackeys,
are screaming about higher taxes.
-No higher taxes. Let‘s just have them bring back their
offshore money. It’s the amount that should be taxed,
not the rate, that must be in question.
-Are you calling them crooks?
-I’m calling them crooks.
Labels: offshore, tax evasion
