Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Golden Turnip Award
-Righties won't even mention last Bush.
-Whattafreak they want? Reduced taxes on Rich.
-Doctrine!
-And tried privatizing Social Security!
-Thus giving their thieving Billionaires a crack at us all?
-For the Third Golden Turnip, even cloyed the despicable Evangelicals!
-Wanted more!
-Why am I not surprised?
-If he waits long enough, blessings will trickle down from the Right Side of Heaven.
-Angels pissing?
Labels: Bush, Evangelicals, George Bush, Golden Turnip, heaven, Republican, Republican Beliefs, Social Security, tax cuts for Rich, trickle down
Monday, May 18, 2015
Plagues, Discussed
-Bubonic Plague in California.
-Comes from bites of fleas living on rats.
-So, go after the vector, yes?
-Rats in major cities vastly outnumber people.
-If capable of organizing, they could have their own mayor and board of aldermen.
-On the federal level, they could take us to war in Iraq.
(Note: Word for word variation of a
2007 post--depraved motive?)
(Note: Word for word variation of a
2007 post--depraved motive?)
Labels: Alderman, Bubonic Plague, Bush, California, Cheney, fleas, Iraq, mayor, politicians, rats, Republican
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Two Friends Go Into a Bar:
Hearing the Pronouncement
“All around Obama are Communists!”
-Didn’t he once say “All around Bush are Fascists!” ?
-That was his brother.
-Equal Opportunity Drunks.
Labels: Bush, Communist, drunk, Fascist, Obama
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Ohio never formally admitted to Union
I’m still mad that Right Wing Thieves there
cooked votes for Bush’s 2d term electoral “win.”
But since they look to be a state, let’s admit.
Might we thereupon keep, therefore, keener eyes?
Labels: Bush, electoral, Ohio, Right Wing
Friday, June 19, 2009
Rocco and the Plutocrat
ROCCO
Hey Pete the Plutocrat! Slumming?
PETE
I always return to my childhood bakery here!
ROCCO
Very South Philly!
PETE
You can take the boy out of...
ROCCO
And put him into a Chauffeur-driven Bentley and a Main Line Mansion.
PETE
Fruits of Labor.
ROCCO
And lawyers. But listen! You’re the only wealthy guy I know who’s not crying poor-mouth, and continuously bitching and moaning about the government robbing him. Even during massive money transfer to your class from the rest of us under Bush. Now you’ll lose under the evil Democrats and Obama.
PETE
I’m guessing half a percent.
ROCCO
How about these wars? Kicking the shit outa all of us really.
PETE
Money never lost a war. Let me buy you a cannoli.
ROCCO
Buy? What a quaint notion. Take! That’s your way.
PETE
Why not say steal?
ROCCO
You were one slick kid!
PETE
I grew up!
ROCCO
Hey Pete the Plutocrat! Slumming?
PETE
I always return to my childhood bakery here!
ROCCO
Very South Philly!
PETE
You can take the boy out of...
ROCCO
And put him into a Chauffeur-driven Bentley and a Main Line Mansion.
PETE
Fruits of Labor.
ROCCO
And lawyers. But listen! You’re the only wealthy guy I know who’s not crying poor-mouth, and continuously bitching and moaning about the government robbing him. Even during massive money transfer to your class from the rest of us under Bush. Now you’ll lose under the evil Democrats and Obama.
PETE
I’m guessing half a percent.
ROCCO
How about these wars? Kicking the shit outa all of us really.
PETE
Money never lost a war. Let me buy you a cannoli.
ROCCO
Buy? What a quaint notion. Take! That’s your way.
PETE
Why not say steal?
ROCCO
You were one slick kid!
PETE
I grew up!
Labels: Bush, Obama, Plutocrat, Rocco
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Trinity
-What Bush’s greatest accomplishment?
-Massive transfer of wealth from middle and lower classes
to his base buddies already swimming in bucks.
-Is that unusual?
-Only wedded to fierce belief that it benefitted
all of us.
-But that’s bullshit!
-Evidently not to George. Jesus, Trickle-Down, and Larceny.
-Ah the Republican Trinity!
-What Bush’s greatest accomplishment?
-Massive transfer of wealth from middle and lower classes
to his base buddies already swimming in bucks.
-Is that unusual?
-Only wedded to fierce belief that it benefitted
all of us.
-But that’s bullshit!
-Evidently not to George. Jesus, Trickle-Down, and Larceny.
-Ah the Republican Trinity!
Labels: Bush, Republican, tax cuts
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Rocco & Another Republican
ROCCO
Hey! I caught another! Only about seven Republicans in South Philadelphia, and I got one here!
ANOTHER
Consider yourself blessed.
ROCCO
Listen! Bush is heading for the exits and the big debate question is: Worst president, or Buchanan holds onto the title?
ANOTHER
Let’s be a little patient. Maybe we can nudge the Socialists aside who write the history books. Just maybe he’ll be ranked okay.
ROCCO
Well, don’t make the case now. I’m really not seeking to embarrass you.
ANOTHER
Uh huh?
ROCCO
And really, the more transcendent question is how much have Republicans stolen over the past eight years? Are we in the high billions range? Maybe a tril?
ANOTHER
Democrats don’t steal?
ROCCO
Awkwardly! Never as great an art form. We’re like Grandma Moses to your Michelangelo!
ANOTHER
Uh huh. Off the subject, Presidential might surprise you.
ROCCO
Not at all. Same theme. Grand Theft Ohio. Will it be enough this time?
ANOTHER
What you call theft, I call creativity.
ROCCO
Michelangelo, encore!
South Philadelphia’s Rocco, holding many opinions on varied subjects, disparages all things Republican .
ROCCO
Hey! I caught another! Only about seven Republicans in South Philadelphia, and I got one here!
ANOTHER
Consider yourself blessed.
ROCCO
Listen! Bush is heading for the exits and the big debate question is: Worst president, or Buchanan holds onto the title?
ANOTHER
Let’s be a little patient. Maybe we can nudge the Socialists aside who write the history books. Just maybe he’ll be ranked okay.
ROCCO
Well, don’t make the case now. I’m really not seeking to embarrass you.
ANOTHER
Uh huh?
ROCCO
And really, the more transcendent question is how much have Republicans stolen over the past eight years? Are we in the high billions range? Maybe a tril?
ANOTHER
Democrats don’t steal?
ROCCO
Awkwardly! Never as great an art form. We’re like Grandma Moses to your Michelangelo!
ANOTHER
Uh huh. Off the subject, Presidential might surprise you.
ROCCO
Not at all. Same theme. Grand Theft Ohio. Will it be enough this time?
ANOTHER
What you call theft, I call creativity.
ROCCO
Michelangelo, encore!
South Philadelphia’s Rocco, holding many opinions on varied subjects, disparages all things Republican .
Labels: Buchanan, Bush, Ohio, Republican theft
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Bush officials' 'lack of recall' thwarted Tillman, Lynch probes *
Bright enough guys. High
schools & colleges must
start offering memory
programs.
*McClatchy
Bright enough guys. High
schools & colleges must
start offering memory
programs.
*McClatchy
